Clown'll eat meAnd why are ducks this loud at 4:30 am? I may have to shoot them all.
10/15/2009 4:28:41 AM
me neitherbut no ducks
10/15/2009 4:44:57 AM
and I thought there was nothing on tv during the day!
10/15/2009 4:47:09 AM
The only thing better than late-night infomercials are late-night nymphomercials.Just pick up the phone.
10/15/2009 4:56:13 AM
I DO COCAINE!
10/15/2009 5:01:50 AM
Jay Dawkins woke me up. Haven't slept since. Pissed off still.
10/15/2009 5:03:05 AM
10/15/2009 5:17:45 AM
Still up.
10/15/2009 6:52:58 AM
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10/15/2009 6:57:24 AM
Addicted to Tony?
10/15/2009 10:08:59 AM
10/15/2009 10:11:06 AM
Sexy singles in your area are waiting to hear from you! While they appear to be wearing clothing in the commercials, who knows what might happen if you call? Probably something we cannot show on tv, amirite?
10/15/2009 10:14:22 AM
I coined the term in a Freudian slip. I find it entertaining.
10/15/2009 10:14:24 AM
Been wide awake since 4. Can't go back to sleep. Boo!
10/16/2009 4:40:09 AM
haven't slept in dayyyyyyyswatch pole dance competitions on youtube it's awesome
10/16/2009 4:41:11 AM
Can't. Then I'll want to ride my pole, which is counterproductive to sleep.
10/16/2009 4:43:22 AM
i wish i could ride a pole like thati mean god damn
10/16/2009 4:47:09 AM
Get one for your house and practice. They're only 300 bucks and it's a great workout.
10/16/2009 4:50:19 AM
i am considering it after watching these videos. shit is fucking impressive
10/16/2009 4:51:03 AM
gah, i somehow keep pushing my sleep schedule farther and farther into nocturnal territory
10/16/2009 4:51:15 AM
10/16/2009 4:51:28 AM
my roomie and I are thinking of taking our pole lessons on the road so we can entertain at bachelorette parties. You can def make your money back on the pole. The going rate here for pole parties is 100 bucks per hour of instruction plus 100 bucks for one-day pole rental. You make your money back fast.Be careful, though. Pole has weight limit of 200 lbs, so not everyone should ride.
10/16/2009 4:58:21 AM
All this pole riding talk, now I can't sleep
10/16/2009 5:11:34 AM
i thought you might be missing your tonyor something....shrugi slept like a log with a beautiful girl curled up next to me
10/16/2009 9:32:38 AM