I can hear their headboard hitting the wall.

10/18/2009 8:35:52 AM

Sry. Will start having sex in the kitchen.

Feel free to join us sometime!

10/18/2009 8:45:43 AM

Good idea


Bbl

10/18/2009 8:47:04 AM

In the place I just moved from I used to hear them in the bathtub all the time. The butch one always had the loudest booming voice. I'm in my bathroom trying to pee and I hear manly utterances of "oh . . oh yeah . . oh yeah. Oh God *splash splash* oh God *splash* oh God *splash*"

One time the dog must have come in "oh God *splash* oh God *splash* . . . DEAN! GET OUT! GET OUT!"

10/18/2009 10:12:57 AM

yay for having land between me and my neighbors.

10/18/2009 11:06:27 AM

can't hear them right now, i have the dishwasher going

10/18/2009 7:45:28 PM

be more jealous.

10/18/2009 7:47:23 PM

dont think ive ever fucked like i wanna fuck because i was so worried people would hear

except when i'd been drinking, and that was freaking useless

10/18/2009 7:57:34 PM

if i really wanted to offend my neighbors, i'd fuck on the balcony

10/18/2009 8:17:49 PM

^ I've done that. My balcony faces an interstate so maybe I gave some ppl a show.

10/18/2009 8:20:30 PM

plus it's hard to give address information to the cops when driving by on an interstate

gg

10/18/2009 8:22:39 PM

i'll only be impressed with that if it were during the day, and your balcony is easily visible from the road

10/18/2009 8:23:46 PM

of course it was during the day. who fucks at night?

faggots maybe

10/18/2009 8:25:29 PM

At night. Easily visible. So half credit?

10/18/2009 8:26:14 PM

close enough. daring sex is a fuckton more entertaining

10/18/2009 8:26:50 PM

roomate just finished, or at least, the girl he's with did, twice.

10/18/2009 11:22:06 PM

... apparently it's the best she's ever had.

10/19/2009 9:13:57 PM

I don't care if I hear my neighbors fucking, it makes me happy that someone is getting laid.

10/19/2009 9:18:17 PM

i mean, sure. time and a place for everything. i just don't want to be kept awake at night by them, or awakened by them going at it. most other times are fair game, unless they're deliberately trying to out do me when it's business time.

10/19/2009 9:20:34 PM

its like battleshits, but with fucking!

10/19/2009 9:22:24 PM

specifically how loud each can make their respective woman scream?

10/19/2009 9:23:24 PM

bingo

10/19/2009 9:24:20 PM

you are hereby challenged to a duel. a very... sexy... duel

10/19/2009 9:25:09 PM

The one positive is that your neighbors are probably generally pleasant people. I mean, if they're getting laid regularly, they're less likely to bitch about your loud music and parties.

10/19/2009 9:25:39 PM

i'm the one that complains about the loud noise

10/19/2009 9:26:49 PM

I can hear my upstairs neighbor masturbate at night, because she's loud and moans really hard when she gets off. Not like overkill loud, we just have thin walls/floors here.

So its funny when she brings back a guy and they're fucking, because he can almost never get her to make a sound

[Edited on October 19, 2009 at 9:28 PM. Reason : one guy knew what he was doing]

10/19/2009 9:27:55 PM

Yeesh. I know my cougar neighbor about 7 years ago must have hated hearing us. We broke the bed.

10/19/2009 9:28:59 PM

Ahahahaha

10/19/2009 9:30:27 PM

They probably read this Technician article.

10/19/2009 9:34:23 PM

the first time I hooked up with my ex, my roomie pounded on my door almost as soon as we started

she was all moaning and shit, and there was a party in the apartment next to ours, and he assumed that a couple had slipped into the apartment and into my bedroom to fuck

he didn't even consider that I might be the one getting laid, despite the fact that it was my bedroom

I guess I should've been really insulted, but I like the guy a lot, so it didn't really bother me...also, my ex told him off something terrible and then didn't remember it in the morning and shook his hand and said "nice to meet you" as if nothing had happened

10/19/2009 11:59:18 PM

Ehe, sounds like she brought a guy home tonight. I better go make some popcorn and enjoy listening to her disappointment.

10/20/2009 12:03:11 AM