We started doing this here at work after the MNF game a few weeks back

Good for whenever you deliver a punchline, close a big deal, or anytime in between

In fact, there's really never a bad time to do a Jared Allen Sack Dance...I did one after a fart this morning

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AX1-cWee9o&feature=related

10/19/2009 2:58:10 PM

i bet you only do 10% of the stuff at work that you say you do

10/19/2009 3:14:19 PM

thats a pretty gay dance

10/19/2009 3:16:06 PM

Quote :

"thats a pretty gay dance"

10/19/2009 3:16:40 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oibNvAbtpc

10/19/2009 3:20:32 PM

thats pretty bad ass

10/19/2009 3:22:59 PM

Allen has been arrested/charged for DUI a total of three times. The first was in Pocatello, Idaho on May 11, 2002. He was then arrested twice within five months in Leawood, Kansas on May 11, 2006 and on September 26, 2006. He was sentenced to 48 hours in jail as a result of the latter arrest

10/19/2009 3:24:16 PM

the guy is completely unstable

and i kinda like that

10/19/2009 3:29:57 PM

Jared Allen runs shit and his arrest record only solidifies my point

10/19/2009 3:34:53 PM

he is fucking kelly clarkson right now- at this very moment

10/19/2009 3:40:25 PM

he says his dance is him "roping a calf"

10/19/2009 3:40:30 PM

this would be much more complete somehow if it could add a toddler much like: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff2PBjbFs7A

10/19/2009 3:44:27 PM