footsie with me you fucking weird motherfucker. Why is it that all of the men that sit around me are always touching me son? I fucking shit you not, in every god damned class some dude either rubs his foot up against my leg or fucking puts his arm all up on my fucking desk and my arm or rubs the side of his god damned leg all up on my god damned leg.

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS SON? I DO NOT WANT YOUR PENIS SON.


Anyway son, I think I'm gonna go to twoozles' now for the purpose of stealing some cookies.

10/20/2009 6:04:44 PM

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10/20/2009 6:05:52 PM

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING SON.

10/20/2009 6:06:07 PM

men are just attracted to you son.

10/20/2009 6:07:00 PM

I mean, I understand that I look good son, but keep yourself under control son.

10/20/2009 6:07:33 PM

oh crap i forgot to get the shit from the store son

10/20/2009 6:08:42 PM

look atdem dyke lookin bitches ackin like yall jumpin something

go head wit that bullshit

10/20/2009 10:08:09 PM

with your dinghy

10/20/2009 11:02:27 PM

I ATE COOKIES LAST NIGHT SON.

10/21/2009 9:01:35 AM

Maybe your fat ass shouldn't sit next to another fat ass in those tiny chairs, son.

10/21/2009 9:02:35 AM

I'm not that fat son, wtf? I mean, look at me son:



Fatness is NOT the problem here. The problem is people putting their feet under my chair from the row behind me and playing footsie. The other problem is people rubbing their arms and legs all over me son.

One example, my son, is this:

I often end up in rooms with desks that are for right handed people only. This is good, because I'm right handed. But it sucks because there's nowhere to rest your left arm. The desk only has a place to rest your right arm son. Well, it is in this situation that the arm and leg rubbing will occur. Any guy who happens to be sitting to my right will, without fail, lean over to the left and put his left arm all over my desk and my right arm. His left leg will also touch my right leg son.

Even when I move my leg, the other leg will move to me. Even if I push the other arm off, it will always try to sneak back up there son. It's like I'm a fucking magnet for dudes son, but I don't want these dudes son. It's too bad that the ladies aren't sitting there instead son, cause I wouldn't really care then. But with a dude it's not cool son, it's just not cool son.

10/21/2009 9:05:23 AM