and another







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10/21/2009 7:39:54 PM

more like imageshack lol

10/21/2009 7:41:28 PM

lol @ ^,^^

10/21/2009 7:42:06 PM

^^^second link = yellow frog

also, I'd post any one of a few clips where they spew complete nonsense using computer and internet-oriented acronyms, if I felt like finding said clips.

[Edited on October 21, 2009 at 7:42 PM. Reason : ^^,^]

10/21/2009 7:42:24 PM

hahahahah

10/21/2009 9:27:56 PM

hahahahaha

spot on

10/21/2009 9:49:46 PM

i hate this fuckin show, good fuckin thread

i didnt scroll through the whole picture series, but i hope at some point they looked up the "license plate screw database"

stupid ass show

10/21/2009 9:57:50 PM

horaitio just pisses me the fuck off

hes like the detective, the lead investigator, the field technician, the magistrate, the lab technician, the interrogator, the judge, the jury, the bodyguard, and thebounty hunter all in one

yea what the fuck ever. how many databases can one police department have access to?

10/21/2009 10:01:28 PM

Quote :

"You know, this job though isn't how shows like CSI make it out to be, when I first joined the force, I was under the impression that everything was covered in a fine layer of semen. And that the police had at their disposal a semen database with every bad guy's semen on it. Not true!"

10/21/2009 10:03:46 PM

10/21/2009 10:58:46 PM

yeah those heratio lines are extremely old

10/21/2009 11:04:51 PM

10/10 to the creator of that sequence of photos

10/21/2009 11:09:33 PM

Quote :

"also, I'd post any one of a few clips where they spew complete nonsense using computer and internet-oriented acronyms, if I felt like finding said clips."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU

actually, looks like those photos are taken from this clip. ha

10/21/2009 11:36:39 PM

from 24 tonight











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1/18/2010 1:09:14 AM

lol to this thread

1/18/2010 1:15:17 AM

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

1/18/2010 1:23:36 AM

is that Gail the Snail on 24? there's not enough salt in the world for her.

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1/18/2010 1:29:02 AM

i'll create a GUI interface using visual basic

see if i can get an ip address

1/18/2010 2:07:53 AM

^ they may have beaten that on Dollhouse last week.

In one scene, Topher, the genius lab/tech geek is trying to fix a sort-of laser gun used to imprint personalities on people. The previous techs apparently couldn't get it working. So after a minute of looking at it, Topher exclaims:

Topher: "Oh, this is simple. You can transmit an imprint via directional laser to the brain, but it doesn't know how to get the brain to answer. It's not syncing, like when your bluetooth can't talk to your cell"
Hired Gun: "what's the fix?"
Tohper: "... A diode is reverse biased. Dope the semiconductors with the bipolar junction. viola!"
Hired Gun: "A team of engineers couldn't crack that. But you did it in 10 minutes. You truly are amazing"

At which point, Topher works at the lab bench for a few more minutes, and using only a magnifying lens and a soldering gun, gets it to work - presumably by "doping the semiconductors with the bipolar junction"

1/18/2010 2:23:38 AM

lolWUT

1/18/2010 2:34:57 AM

i hate mankind.

1/18/2010 2:47:21 AM

I don't get what's so funny. CSI is about as realistic as you can get on TV.

1/18/2010 3:32:48 AM

Quote :

"is that Gail the Snail on 24? there's not enough salt in the world for her."

LOL. EPIC GAIL THE SNAIL SIGHTING.

1/18/2010 3:52:21 AM

mary lynn rajskub, original mr. show announcer

1/18/2010 4:14:26 AM

Quote :

"DEUS EX MACHINA"

1/18/2010 8:40:14 AM