To me its easier to spot a gay guy...but there is this girl that I work with who always seems to be checking me out...idk if she has a staring problem or if she is a les. Someone help...kinda creepin me out here.

10/22/2009 11:14:05 AM

Sagging pants... Mens clothing... Etc...

Take it as a compliment. You must be cute if she's into you. So in that case...

Hello

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10/22/2009 11:14:58 AM

if she plays/played soccer

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10/22/2009 11:15:28 AM

^i played soccer and im not gay, you dummy

10/22/2009 11:17:33 AM

where do you work?

i'll go hit on her, if she doesn't like it she's gay

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10/22/2009 11:17:39 AM

if she plays/played softball

10/22/2009 11:17:40 AM

If she plays/played soccer, softball or rugby, she could be gay.

10/22/2009 11:17:42 AM

How broad are her shoulders?

10/22/2009 11:18:04 AM

^^ yeah i meant could, the checking you out makes it that much more likely

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10/22/2009 11:18:32 AM

really, wow? maybe im gay then.









nevermind, def. not.

10/22/2009 11:18:36 AM

ask her if she'd fuck me...if the answer's no, she's gay

10/22/2009 11:18:42 AM

lol i dont know her well enough to use the word fuck in a conversation.

10/22/2009 11:19:21 AM

never know till you try

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10/22/2009 11:19:54 AM

plays/played golf

10/22/2009 11:20:15 AM

maybe its because i date only psycho bitches with daddy issues

but i thought every girl was AT LEAST a little bi

10/22/2009 11:20:54 AM

anything other than just sports as signs?

10/22/2009 11:20:56 AM

ask her if she wants to goto lunch

while you're out flirt with her a little

if she flirts back, she wants you to eat box

10/22/2009 11:21:11 AM

^but i have no interest in flirting with her or eating her box

10/22/2009 11:21:44 AM

you aren't gay if you let her eat your box

promise

10/22/2009 11:22:23 AM

what about after a few beers.

yeah different rules apply to lesbos than gays.

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10/22/2009 11:22:42 AM

useless without pics of lizrock18 or suspected lesbian

10/22/2009 11:22:45 AM

^

10/22/2009 11:23:46 AM

giggity giggity

10/22/2009 11:23:57 AM

Androgenous, denial of female parts growing up (i.e. tomboy mannerisms, mutilating or concealing breasts, aggressive reactions), lot of "guy friends," deep voice, etc etc

10/22/2009 11:25:22 AM

wait, we talking butch or lipstick?

10/22/2009 11:26:25 AM

^^she has a really deep voice...another reason why it creeps me out

^shes not butch really

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10/22/2009 11:26:35 AM

tranny?

10/22/2009 11:27:30 AM

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10/22/2009 11:28:39 AM

so far I've gathered if a chick plays any sport she is gay

10/22/2009 11:30:22 AM

i thought it was just soccer, i guess softball to because no man wants to go near those massive thighs.

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10/22/2009 11:30:41 AM

and softball

10/22/2009 11:31:14 AM

Maybe she wants to make out with you in front of guys at 'da club' for attention and shit.

Tell that bitch to fuck off.

10/22/2009 11:31:41 AM

...So maybe she's gay. What's the problem?

10/22/2009 11:35:18 AM

I know plenty of hot softball players myself.

I mean, they have muscular thighs, but I'm into that.

10/22/2009 11:36:02 AM

well i played soccer through hs...i was tomboyish in elementary school, but what girl wasnt?

10/22/2009 11:36:06 AM

its not a problem that shes gay...she just like CLEARLY looks at me creepily...and idk why

10/22/2009 11:36:42 AM

Do you have muscular thighs? If so, and you're not into this lesbian, then haaaaay

10/22/2009 11:37:17 AM

don't worry in north carolina technically women can't rape other women

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10/22/2009 11:37:37 AM

no, im not cute, lol...makes it even more of a mystery then right?!

10/22/2009 11:38:52 AM

So...

I'm thinking if you were on Match.com you'd be listed as...

"a few extra pounds"

is this assumption correct?

10/22/2009 11:40:29 AM

fat chicks don't play soccer in HS

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10/22/2009 11:42:21 AM

^^yes
^i was widdler in hs.

10/22/2009 11:43:29 AM

oh so you didn't actually play soccer?

thats why you're not gay

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10/22/2009 11:44:40 AM

i did play...alot. i could kick ur ass.

10/22/2009 11:45:49 AM

Quote :

"if she plays/played soccer"

Really? I've known quite a few very hot and very straight soccer players. Short and athletic (but once the legs start to get like tree trunks it goes from to ).

10/22/2009 11:47:57 AM

yeah i played soccer in middle school and realized i was terrible.

Widdler as in skinny? i took it as meaning you sat on the bench and whiddled idk why. lol

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10/22/2009 11:48:59 AM

lol ya i widdled wood while on the sideline. kinda a hobby of mine.

10/22/2009 11:50:21 AM

never heard it to describe anything other than widdling lol

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10/22/2009 11:51:27 AM

widdler= littler in my baby voice...is that how you spell litt-i-ler? idk

10/22/2009 11:54:28 AM

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10/22/2009 11:55:30 AM