the best night to go to the fair

strictly for people watching

WHO ELSE IS GOIN?

10/22/2009 1:57:18 PM

i might have to... gf wants to go.. bleh

10/22/2009 1:59:56 PM

i, too, will be drinking beer out of cans tonight

10/22/2009 2:05:05 PM

the fair sucks.

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

10/22/2009 2:05:40 PM

why strictly for those watching?

10/22/2009 2:05:51 PM

he means because all the poor people would rather buy a bunch of 35 cent cans. than pay whatever ungodly admission price there is.

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10/22/2009 2:06:34 PM

I thought this thread was about Skoal.

10/22/2009 2:06:42 PM

can night tends to bring out all the poor people that wanna donate cans of food (that have been in the pantry for years) and get into the fair for free. and those types of people are the most fun to sit back and watch.

^^what he said

[Edited on October 22, 2009 at 2:07 PM. Reason : .]

10/22/2009 2:07:13 PM

naw, he's talking about going to the fair and watching all the crazy people

^what she said

[Edited on October 22, 2009 at 2:08 PM. Reason : .]

10/22/2009 2:07:28 PM

My roomate a few years back got denied with his cans, some dented ass water chesnuts from Aldi

they let me in with my tomato sauce, tho

10/22/2009 2:08:32 PM

can night is probably the busiest night of the fair by far. as much fun as it might be, it's not worth 2 hours of traffic.

10/22/2009 2:09:25 PM

2 hours?

what roads are you driving on?

10/22/2009 2:10:28 PM

hahaha

Blue Ridge
Trinity
Hillsborough

every year that i go to the fair, it involves sitting in a parking lot for 2hrs on one of those roads, unless i'm going at 10am or 9pm.

10/22/2009 2:11:37 PM

One of my friends' uncles makes 15k every year letting idiots park on his front and back yards for $10

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10/22/2009 2:12:27 PM

ha, we're going at 7

I've never had any issues with traffic parking at Carter Finley

10/22/2009 2:12:47 PM

if you go late enough then the traffic has subsided. but usually the traffic is horrendous. have fun

10/22/2009 2:13:35 PM

lord. i went tuesday and didn't have to pay to see a freak show. have fun tonight! I'm sure it will be a real hootananny.

10/22/2009 2:13:37 PM

there's no fucking way it takes 2 hours to get the fair, even with traffic

maybe if you are driving from Winston-Salem

10/22/2009 2:13:48 PM

well if you go at night, stay away from dorton. that's where the thugs and gangs like to hang out apparently.

10/22/2009 2:14:17 PM

this is the internet

2hrs is an overexaggeration of what is probably no more than 20mins tops

you people should know this by now

10/22/2009 2:14:17 PM

nice!

10/22/2009 2:16:29 PM

Quote :

"One of my friends' uncles makes 15k every year letting idiots park on his front and back yards for $10"

we parked in someone's yard for the USC game (our walk was a pretty quick one to the stadium) then did the math of how much he probably makes a year between football games and the fair

needless to say, we were very envious of his haul

10/22/2009 2:17:52 PM

I always hated can night

10/22/2009 2:21:58 PM

too many people

10/22/2009 2:23:09 PM

i dun already been to da fair

10/22/2009 2:32:59 PM

Lots of people, yes, but I only go to the fair for the food and to see some prize-winning animals. I stay the hell away from the rides and that is where the real problem is on can night because it's all the parents getting their 12+ chilluns' in for next to nothing.

10/22/2009 2:38:44 PM

Quote :

"i, too, will be drinking beer out of cans tonight"

bttt (fuck the fair, i am advocating drinking can beer right now)

10/22/2009 7:19:56 PM

^Seriously, empty bottles take up too much space.

It's a problem!

10/22/2009 7:25:59 PM

tonight, we are all cans

[Edited on October 22, 2009 at 7:28 PM. Reason : i, too, am drinking can beers]

10/22/2009 7:27:38 PM

space, but also its easier to carry a plastic bag with 100 cans in it than 100 bottles...shits are heavy

[Edited on October 22, 2009 at 7:32 PM. Reason : carry it to the recyling bin]

10/22/2009 7:32:10 PM

this hot white chick rolled up next to me at the stoplight today playing some Lady Saw. I was blasting some Sizzla. She muted her shit so she could hear what I was playing. I looked over and she gave me that "wow, you are playing reggae too so I would totally fuck you" look.

then i noticed the half-black baby in the back

ftl

10/22/2009 7:35:47 PM

haha

i was bumping some barrington on the way home from work and some white homeless cat started dancing on teh sidewalk

[Edited on October 22, 2009 at 7:37 PM. Reason : .]

10/22/2009 7:36:58 PM

I'm not sure if you are into black chicks or not, but Barrington is guaranteed to get you all the black pussy you can handle

especially in CLT

[Edited on October 22, 2009 at 7:39 PM. Reason : a]

10/22/2009 7:38:57 PM

Barrington is good for getting all types of weedhead shorties to visit your crib

Also, I passed up the chance to bang a 250 pound island chick back in the day, down in the islands...just too large...but she was all about some ragga...and huge

yeah i don't discriminate...i'd probably give a kidney and 1 of my nuts to get it on with christinia milian for awhile

[Edited on October 22, 2009 at 7:40 PM. Reason : .]

10/22/2009 7:40:18 PM

I would have had to bang it out of principle

but yeah, I'm not a fan of fucking bitches well above my weight

what a quandry

10/22/2009 7:41:44 PM

I Erin Andrews'd Treetwista's peephole last weekend

10/22/2009 7:44:57 PM

Quote :

"(fuck the fair, i am advocating drinking can beer right now)"

^jesus christ, what a great post to follow

[Edited on October 22, 2009 at 7:45 PM. Reason : .]

10/22/2009 7:45:25 PM

^ those are CLEARly draft beers

10/22/2009 7:46:13 PM

actually no, in my house those are can beers poured into mugs.

10/22/2009 7:46:57 PM

can't tell if i would hit that without seeing the face...i've gone that dark but she had a beautiful face...i generally like light skinned black chicks and dark skinned white chicks

not the biggest fan of really really pale or really really dark

10/22/2009 7:47:02 PM

if you pour canned beer into mugs, then you lose

you just lose

10/22/2009 7:47:37 PM

unless its a can of Guinness

CHOPPLE DOPPLE WOOOO-OOOO-OOOOAH

SEEN!



ooooweeeyooooweeeeeooooooooooooooooooooh

[Edited on October 22, 2009 at 7:49 PM. Reason : .]

10/22/2009 7:48:20 PM

i gotta pour it into a mug or a pint glass though. all those bubbles get to me

10/22/2009 7:48:23 PM

this thread has inspired me to put it in my GF's can tonight

ifyouknowwutimean

10/22/2009 7:49:07 PM

who wants assplay?

WE WANT ASSPLAY!

10/22/2009 7:49:54 PM

your girl is gonna be all like "the elevator doesnt work, run up the stairs and come"

10/22/2009 7:50:26 PM

<----this guy

10/22/2009 7:50:26 PM

alert the masses, dje is fucking his girlfriend

10/22/2009 7:50:51 PM

dude fucks his girlfriend like i change my panties

which is like, a lot

10/22/2009 7:52:03 PM

I love Slave Famous

dude really knows how to break balls

gg my friend, gg indeed.

[Edited on October 22, 2009 at 7:52 PM. Reason : a]

10/22/2009 7:52:24 PM