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zxappeal
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The chick behind the counter told me that the reason my favorite winstons are behind the hinged sign is that they are trying to encourage winston smokers to stop smoking...so they hide the damn things.

What the hell?

On another note, she had a nice big boo-tay, fair skin, and LOTS of freckles. I will be buying more cigarettes from her. Oh yes.

10/22/2009 2:48:51 PM

BigMan157
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tell her you want the cigarettes there, on the bottom shelf

no, not those, the ones next to it

no, other side

there you go

10/22/2009 2:50:05 PM

KeB
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she hates smokers

10/22/2009 2:50:19 PM

zxappeal
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she's a smoker too.

10/22/2009 2:50:41 PM

Tarun
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she is lying, trying to make you quit smoking! dont fall in that trap son!

10/22/2009 2:51:06 PM

zxappeal
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Like I need any persuasion to keep smoking...shit, this is the most addictive habit, short of masturbation, that I've ever encountered.

10/22/2009 2:52:32 PM

TreeTwista10
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I've had girls help me quit smoking...they did more than just tell me to stop though

10/22/2009 2:54:02 PM

Jeepxj420
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I've tried quiting like four times but i always get drunk and want a cigarette

[Edited on October 22, 2009 at 2:56 PM. Reason : q]

10/22/2009 2:55:44 PM

TreeTwista10
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Oh I started back up

But its easier to quit when you're just laying in bed all day with some chick

10/22/2009 2:56:17 PM

God
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You should quit smoking.

10/22/2009 2:57:55 PM

wilso
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Quote :
"tell her you want the cigarettes there, on the bottom shelf

no, not those, the ones next to it

no, other side

there you go"


this is why bigman is the best user on tww

10/22/2009 2:58:22 PM

Mr Scrumples
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Quote :
"tell her you want the cigarettes there, on the bottom shelf

no, not those, the ones next to it

no, other side

there you go"

10/22/2009 2:58:33 PM

zxappeal
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Quote :
"You should quit smoking."


Well, that seems to be the general concensus just about everywhere. All these people, all these health organizations telling me that smoking is bad for my health...fuck them. What do they know?

I have to admit, readily available wet vagina would do a lot to get me to quit.

The longest I've ever quit for was 4 years. If I had a couple of cock-hungry wimmens at my disposal, I suppose I could quit right now.

10/22/2009 3:11:20 PM

quagmire02
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i didn't think you smoked the last time i saw you

could be wrong...or could be right, it's been a while

10/22/2009 3:46:06 PM

zxappeal
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It has been a while, and no I didn't. I started back about a year and a half ago. *hangs head in shame*

10/22/2009 4:15:02 PM

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