http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/10/23/russia.skating.bear.death/index.html?iref=newssearch
10/23/2009 1:38:48 PM
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BEAR KILLS . . .. eh fuck it. They're Russians.
10/23/2009 1:39:58 PM
poor bears. how are 1,000 lb animals supposed to slide across ice on two skinny blades?
10/23/2009 1:40:13 PM
10/23/2009 1:40:44 PM
Apparently I did not misread the title
10/23/2009 1:48:35 PM
I wish wild animals the world over, wherever they are tamed and raised to be circus freaks, would do this to their owners and owners' owners.
10/23/2009 1:58:21 PM
that bear was bad news
10/23/2009 2:01:16 PM
that pain must have been unbearable
10/23/2009 2:02:35 PM
he almost killed TWO circus hands...sounds like the second guy bearly made it
10/23/2009 2:05:07 PM
I'm glad our country has the right to bear arms
10/23/2009 2:05:24 PM
maul him? i bearly knew himthats the best i could come up with
10/23/2009 2:09:29 PM
So did it kill him with his bear hands?
10/23/2009 2:12:44 PM
Circus hands die sometimes son. It's part of being in the Russian circus.
10/23/2009 2:13:12 PM
10/23/2009 2:14:41 PM
i wonder if it could do a bearrel roll
i wonder if they had some stupid costume on it or it was bear.
10/23/2009 2:16:54 PM
I can have bear arms too son.
10/23/2009 2:19:29 PM
I was thinking they were gonna cremate the guy, but the article clearly states that he'll be bearied
10/23/2009 2:21:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gv58dLL3VUembed
10/23/2009 2:23:03 PM
must be terribly embearassing for the circus company
10/23/2009 2:24:50 PM
damn you guys for outwitting me in my own thread
10/23/2009 2:36:18 PM
It was truly a grizzly scene
10/23/2009 2:38:09 PM
That circus hand must have been beareft of sense.
10/23/2009 2:40:40 PM
saps got bearback raped in his own thread
10/23/2009 2:43:43 PM
this is quite the polarizing story
10/23/2009 2:44:36 PM
i bet after it happened it was a media circus
10/23/2009 2:46:39 PM
There were photographers on the scene. I guess you could say it was a kodiak moment.
you could say that it was a scene of pandamonium
10/23/2009 2:48:53 PM
This will be an event long remembeared
10/23/2009 2:49:39 PM
The circus released a statement that their next trainer will be more koalafied
10/23/2009 2:52:20 PM
They also said the trainer was drunk, and Baloo a .17 shortly before the incident
10/23/2009 2:54:38 PM
and there's a reason they called him Smokey
10/23/2009 2:55:37 PM