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d357r0y3r
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It's been a little over 12 hours and I think my body forgot how to deal with this kind of garbage food.

10/23/2009 2:19:55 PM

SaabTurbo
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Fuck your mom.

10/23/2009 2:20:18 PM

pilgrimshoes
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it's not gumby's fault your body's a huge bitch

10/23/2009 2:20:25 PM

wdprice3
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Fuck you.

10/23/2009 2:20:34 PM

lucyinthesky
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But nobody else has Pokey Sticks. This sounds like a true dilemma.

10/23/2009 2:20:54 PM

Førte
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all those cocks in your ass must have loosened you up too much to hold it in

10/23/2009 2:20:57 PM

DeltaBeta
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I miss the days of getting a pizza that you had to slightly tilt the box to get it through the door.

10/23/2009 2:21:34 PM

arog20012001
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Gumby's has shitty food.

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10/23/2009 2:24:22 PM

d357r0y3r
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"Fuck your mom."


And yours as well, son.

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"But nobody else has Pokey Sticks. This sounds like a true dilemma."


It's a good thing that nobody else has Pokey Sticks, because Pokey Sticks are the problem.

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"all those cocks in your ass must have loosened you up too much to hold it in"


They have, but it's the opposite problem.

10/23/2009 2:27:26 PM

WillemJoel
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I mean, you got GUMBY'S, for Christ's sake.

10/23/2009 2:27:58 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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and the first pizza snob has appeared

10/23/2009 2:30:08 PM

Optimum
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You should have seen this coming. You're not a kid anymore, stop acting like one.

10/23/2009 2:30:19 PM

zxappeal
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Gumby's is great shitface food.

Your problem is that you have sanitized everything you come in contact with and have NO immunity. Either that, or you are HIV positive and have NO immunity.

Gumby's pizza goes well with lots of alcohol, NOT lots of jizz.

10/23/2009 2:30:24 PM

lucyinthesky
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Wait, does anyone actually eat Gumby's while sober? If so, that makes me

10/23/2009 2:31:47 PM

tartsquid
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I used to enjoy their stuff until one night when I got a sandwich there (can't remember what kind) and found myself up puking all night.

Yeah, I felt brilliant giving a presentation in class the next day.

10/23/2009 2:33:05 PM

zxappeal
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I've never eaten it sober.

10/23/2009 2:33:07 PM

d357r0y3r
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"You should have seen this coming. You're not a kid anymore, stop acting like one."


I don't consider myself an adult.

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"Your problem is that you have sanitized everything you come in contact with and have NO immunity. Either that, or you are HIV positive and have NO immunity."


That's definitely not true.

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"Gumby's pizza goes well with lots of alcohol, NOT lots of jizz."


I think I found the problem.

10/23/2009 2:36:31 PM

jchill2
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I almost passed out while eating gumby's while sober last night. That shit is intense.

10/23/2009 5:24:03 PM

Republican18
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Gumbys is awesome, the special ingredient is filth

10/23/2009 5:28:29 PM

Sayer
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"It's been a little over 12 hours and I think my body forgot how to deal with this kind of garbage food.

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you shut your whore mouth

10/23/2009 5:29:25 PM

Biofreak70
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"But nobody else has Pokey Sticks. This sounds like a true dilemma."



no one else has "pokey sticks" but pretty much every other pizza place has cheesey bread sticks with various dipping sauces


It amazes me that people think that these are a gumby's original and something that you can only get from them- they aren't. Gumby's just gave them a cute little name to go along with their theme. I'm suprised they don't have "blockhead wings" or "nopey salads"

10/23/2009 5:30:49 PM

AstralAdvent
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^yeah i don't get that shit at all

pokey sticks aren't even that good. i just used to get them on thursdays because a big ass one was like $5 or some shit.



Cook out is an infinitely better drunk alternative.

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on October 23, 2009 at 5:34 PM. Reason : ]

10/23/2009 5:32:40 PM

Biofreak70
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I agree totally... I'll eat them when they are there, but I'd rather get the pizza (if it is the same price)

10/23/2009 5:35:13 PM

WillemJoel
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"and the first pizza snob has appeared"


because I share the sentiments of millions, I'm a snob?

that shit ain't good.

and to bury your claim in the dirt, I happen to LOVE Pizza Hut.

10/23/2009 6:25:57 PM

Biofreak70
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I like the saying that there is no such thing as bad pizza or bad sex... just some pizza and sex is better than other pizza and sex

10/23/2009 6:27:42 PM

0EPII1
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haha, a fishing snob calling out an alleged pizza snob. http://brentroad.com/images/rolleyes.gif

10/23/2009 6:29:28 PM

swoakley
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Phuk Yu!!!

10/23/2009 6:29:55 PM

wdprice3
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only n00bs eat gumby's when not wasted

10/23/2009 6:30:41 PM

swoakley
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Only people whose parents didnt love them get sick from Gumby's.

Scientific fact.

10/23/2009 6:32:24 PM

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