If he was not paying attention or about to cause an accident?I did, because he very nearly hit me at an intersection. We were on the same road going opposite directions at a stop light. I was going straight, and he was turning left across my lane. We both had solid green circles - no turn arrows at the light. There was a full line of cars going in my direction, and he had no space to turn. He turned anyway, and my nose was about 5 feet from his passenger door. I slammed on the brakes, laid on the horn, and he only avoided the collision by hitting the gas real hard to get out of my way.It was dark around the intersection, and I didn't even know it was a cop car until I was letting off the horn. He had only his front headlights on - no blue lights.He pulls a u-turn, finds me and pulls me over. He then proceeds to yell at me, lecture me about speeding through an intersection, and needing to be more careful. He was going to write me a ticket, but I think he didn't because there was another cop at the intersection who saw the whole thing.I told him he should be thanking me for honking at him. If I had not hit the horn, he would have caused the accident and would be determined at fault. I also told him it was not possible for me to be speeding - I was in a 4-cylinder escort and second in line at the light when it turned green. It's just a confusing intersection and he was not paying attention. I see accidents there almost daily in the same situation, so I was ready for it to happen.All in all, I feel pretty lucky - if the other cop were not there, I'm sure he would have written the ticket. And if it's his word against mine, well, we all know how that would end.End of story.
10/26/2009 4:09:04 PM
10/26/2009 4:11:45 PM
some cops are douches cause they think they have power. they aint got shit. i knew them when they were in the army
10/26/2009 4:12:06 PM
I would not honk at them after he almost hit youI'd honk at them if they were stopped at a red light for no reason maybe - but I'd probably wait about 10 seconds at least
10/26/2009 4:12:37 PM
^^see, that IS me....i was in the army
10/26/2009 4:15:03 PM
shutup asshole. i dated douches in the army, they were sorta like u, sad and lonely.
10/26/2009 4:18:42 PM
hahahahahahahahahaTOUCHE
10/26/2009 4:19:41 PM
an unmarked car cut me off one night without his flashing lights on, then i blinked the brights at him and proceded to turn his lights on, he slows down (to get behind me) but then i slow down, then he slows down more, as do I, till we are going like 10 mph down the 4 lane roadhe pulls off and i pull in behind him, he gets out and tells me to be more careful and shiti hold up my video camera, he cusses at me a bunch and then speeds offthe camera wasnt even on
10/26/2009 4:19:44 PM
There's a cop who lives in my apartment complex who consistently idles in the fucking parking lot after he gets off duty in his cruiser with the car ON and the A/C running while he's chatting on his phone. I'm tempted to go by and knock on his window and tell him that my taxpayer dollars pay for that gas he's wasting, and that I'd kindly appreciate it if he'd turn the car off and go inside, but he'd probably pull some shit like "Threatening an officer of the law" and taze me or something. Oh, I've also seen him idling at like 11pm at night in the parking lot with a fucking baseball game up on ESPN360 on his laptop in the cruiser. Fucking idiot cop.
10/26/2009 4:21:06 PM
I'd like to think I would, but I'd probably puss out
10/26/2009 4:21:33 PM
take pictues and videodont tell him, dont tell anyonegive to 5 on your side without your name on itprofit
10/26/2009 4:22:15 PM
I also saw a cop sitting parked on hillsborough street looking intently on his laptop. When I walked behind the cruiser it was on ITunes.What the fuck.
10/26/2009 4:22:27 PM
10/26/2009 4:23:04 PM
i have heard of cops looking at porn in the car before
10/26/2009 4:23:24 PM
It would be unbelievably stupid.
10/26/2009 4:23:28 PM
as usual God is right, but doesn't understand humanity.
10/26/2009 4:24:29 PM
that would be the most dumbshit thing anyone has ever postedcause at that point he would have been able to write me a legit ticket
10/26/2009 4:24:41 PM
I didn't mean I would recommend doing it. Last time a cop was yelling at me about something stupid I really wanted to stab him in the face, it doesn't mean I would recommend actually doing it.
10/26/2009 4:26:46 PM
It sounds like you're psychotic.
10/26/2009 4:29:43 PM
Yeah I guess it kinda does.
10/26/2009 4:30:24 PM
yeah for real who stabs in the face? kidneys ftw!!!
I have wanted to honk at a cop before - was in front of me at a light and was on his phone and caused me to miss the light because he wasn't paying attention. He about did it again through the next cycle and I was about to honk, but thankfully someone behind me did my dirty work for me My rule of thumb: don't give any reason for unnecessary interaction with the police, no matter who is at fault. I had a cop come yell at me to "turn my music down" at a tailgate, when I didn't have anything on at all, and it was kind of embarrassing. I went to another cop across the way and asked why he would do that and why he had to be so condescending when he was clearly wrong, and that about got me into more trouble (the other cop started asking if I wanted a ticket for something-or-other along the lines of disorderly and resisting)
10/26/2009 4:31:12 PM
I have honked my horn at a cop before. He raised his open hand at me to apologize and mouthed that he was sorry, then continued to turn in front of me.
10/26/2009 4:32:47 PM
I did the other week. Fucker was just sitting at a green light... fucking around with his computerit felt GOOOOOOD
10/26/2009 4:33:37 PM
It really depends on which type of cop you encounter:1. I'm an officer of the law in service to the people of this city. My life is second to those of the citizens.2. I'm an officer of a brotherhood of men. We protect ourselves first before the civilians.EDIT: ^Being Black, isn't that taking quite a risk?[Edited on October 26, 2009 at 4:35 PM. Reason : ]
10/26/2009 4:34:12 PM
10/26/2009 4:34:13 PM
ibrepublician
10/26/2009 4:41:04 PM
I would if she was cute enough
10/26/2009 5:16:25 PM
i'd blow my horn at a cop like i would anyone elsefuck cops
10/26/2009 5:34:55 PM
Cops are cops because they got Cs in high school.
10/26/2009 5:39:41 PM
Its funny cause I honked at one today on the highway and pointed to the truck in front of me sure enough a rock hit both our cars and he pulled him over. I loled
10/26/2009 5:50:06 PM
10/26/2009 7:42:14 PM
dash cams ftw
10/26/2009 7:47:58 PM
a dude in an expedition leaving a hornets game cut us off way back in the day. driver of the car i was in laid on the horn and i flipped the expedition the bird. turned out it was an off duty cop in his everyday ride. he slowed down to get beside us and flashed his badged and pointed for us to pull over, so we did. he proceeds to cuss at us and threatens that he "ought to kick your ass for that smartass finger." then he just got back in his expedition and drove away. so, yeah. some cops are just fucking dickholes.[Edited on October 26, 2009 at 7:50 PM. Reason : .]
10/26/2009 7:49:23 PM
10/26/2009 9:06:20 PM
And, I have honked at a few
10/26/2009 9:06:52 PM
ahh, t-dub. Where everyone talks shit to the cops and gets away with it, has 9 inch cocks, and NOBODY is a loser virgin.what an exclusive club we live in
10/26/2009 10:23:17 PM
10/26/2009 10:29:42 PM
Only if he's hot
10/26/2009 10:31:22 PM