"I pooped a hammer." sound bite  Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy sound bites

10/26/2009 6:58:54 PM

shat out a log today that looked like one of those packaged kielbasa sausages from hillshire farms

10/26/2009 7:01:08 PM

VOLUME OR MASS

10/26/2009 7:01:13 PM

At least 2.5 Courics

10/26/2009 7:04:31 PM

^gg

10/26/2009 7:07:21 PM

Remember the Triceratops shit from Jurassic Park?


Yeah.

10/26/2009 7:14:19 PM

lots of feces-related threads tonight

10/26/2009 7:26:46 PM

a 3 flusher

10/26/2009 8:55:08 PM

My favorites are the ones that go into the hole so you can't see the end and come up out of the water, think I've only been blessed enough to have 2 of those my whole life

10/26/2009 8:56:35 PM

i had one where it broke into three pieces.... because it was so long and plentiful

10/26/2009 8:57:57 PM

10/26/2009 9:04:14 PM

10/27/2009 12:39:15 AM

i usually weigh before and after, my average is about a pound, but the biggest one i can remember was 1.8 after a whole bag of olestra fried chips

10/27/2009 7:22:20 AM

we'll find out...chili from last night is catching up with me this morning...back in 15-30 minutes, depending on how good this chapter is

10/27/2009 7:52:24 AM

weak sauce

10/30/2009 8:16:21 AM