in Houston County Alabama:

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"A Duke University police officer is accused of rape in Dothan, Ala., over the weekend, university officials said. Webster Delenn Simmons, 37, of Rougemont, was arrested Monday after the alleged attack was reported. He is charged with first-degree rape and first-degree sodomy. The victim went with Simmons to a bar on Friday night, Houston County Sheriff Andy Hughes said. The victim bought every drink but her last, which Simmons bought. Hughes said authorities suspect Simmons drugged the victim's drink, but have not yet recovered any drugs."

10/27/2009 10:15:58 PM

apparently sodomy is still illegal in 'bama?

10/27/2009 10:17:10 PM

why is he dressed like the road warrior?

10/27/2009 10:19:30 PM

Judging by his outfit, he must have just gotten back from the Phantom Zone, where rape is commonplace and perfectly legal

10/27/2009 10:20:02 PM

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"why is he dressed like the road warrior?"

10/27/2009 11:02:12 PM

I hope he hasn't been seen with the Lacrosse team lately

10/27/2009 11:02:51 PM

The thunderdome!

No shit enta!
Only leave!

10/27/2009 11:27:43 PM

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"why is he dressed like the road warrior?"

10/27/2009 11:44:09 PM

Why is it that when I was reading this I was like

Duke...sodomy (not surprised)...drug rape (still not surprised)...girl (what?)

10/27/2009 11:46:36 PM

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"Prior to his work at Duke, Simmons was a master officer with the Raleigh Police Department from 1998 to 2007."

10/28/2009 1:07:05 AM

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"why is he dressed like the road warrior?"

That there is a suicide prevention jail suit. It cannot be tied into a knot.

10/28/2009 1:50:38 AM

so why did a master officer in a relatively major police dept. go work as a overrated security guard on a college campus?

sounds like his life has been spiraling down for a while.

maybe explains the suicide vest.

10/28/2009 1:54:23 AM

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"Duke...sodomy (not surprised)...drug rape (still not surprised)...girl (what?)"

That was my thought process too

10/28/2009 3:11:42 AM