This thread is probably worthless without pics, but today I saw one of those window stickers in pink that said "Kuntry Girl"

hahahahah

Because "Kunt" is so much different than "Cunt."

10/28/2009 2:21:01 PM

I used to see a truck around town with CREED spelled out in huge letters

probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 2:24 PM. Reason : that's better]

10/28/2009 2:22:20 PM

What gets me is the cars that are literally LITTERED with bumper stickers that obviously came from some place like Hot Topic...or the flamingly liberal homofaggotunschtein variety of stickers.

10/28/2009 2:22:48 PM

you're talking about Dakota's old car.
hhhahaha

10/28/2009 2:23:17 PM

literally LITTERED

say that fast 3 times

10/28/2009 2:25:19 PM

Clitorally CLITTERED

10/28/2009 2:26:46 PM

i don't give a fuck what you brake for

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 2:46 PM. Reason : haha, i'm stupid]

10/28/2009 2:37:06 PM

or what you brake for either

10/28/2009 2:41:25 PM

I dunno...some of the hunks of shit I have owned would break...

10/28/2009 2:42:11 PM

Ass, Grass or Gas

...


!

10/28/2009 2:43:13 PM

What about the station wagon with the ghostbusters logo on the sides. It was at Kensington Park for several years. Sweet ride.

10/28/2009 2:43:30 PM

10/28/2009 2:43:32 PM

The ones with three sentences written in 12 point font.

10/28/2009 2:46:15 PM

any variation of the ones with calvin from calvin and hobbes pissing on something

10/28/2009 2:51:31 PM

I've got a picture that we took on our road trip to Knoxville to see the Tennessee/Western Kentucky game of a bumper sticker on a car that read:

"I'd rather be....
SHAVING MY BALLS"


that's it, no advertising or anything, just that line. We had to take a picture of it. If you're friends with me on facebook, its in one of my photo albums

10/28/2009 2:52:08 PM

Fraternity letters on the cars of people who have been long out of college are pretty lame in my opinion.

10/28/2009 2:52:45 PM

^x5 That one really pisses off religious people of all creeds.

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 2:53 PM. Reason : .]

10/28/2009 2:53:12 PM

i have a bumper sticker (not on my car) that would prob make people angry

10/28/2009 3:31:46 PM

PLEASE TELL US WHAT IT IS I CANT WAIT

10/28/2009 3:34:49 PM

I like one I saw today. It said "Oh Noes!!!"

Maybe others will think it is stupid so I put it in this thread.

10/28/2009 3:34:56 PM

Bloke I work with has a "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME" sticker on his red slk

he also has 4 speeding tickets in the past 18 months

10/28/2009 3:36:16 PM

motherfucker said bloke

10/28/2009 3:38:50 PM

i have this on my 65mph/115mpg scooter



kinda hard to read, but it's also on the side since there's nowhere to put it on the back

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 3:58 PM. Reason : .]

10/28/2009 3:57:37 PM

I see these waaaaaay too much still

10/28/2009 3:59:34 PM

GIT-R-DONE

10/28/2009 4:22:16 PM

10/28/2009 4:24:10 PM

^gay

10/28/2009 4:26:47 PM

My brother had : I'm a brainwashed christian and I vote.

I saw one today that said: 1-30-13 pray for change then.

10/28/2009 4:28:02 PM

^^^pfffffftttttttttttttttttt

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 4:28 PM. Reason : kih]

10/28/2009 4:28:09 PM

^^^^I wish the license plate was not blacked out. I cannot possibly imagine that he could drive that on base and not get reamed for it.

He's exactly the type of person that should never wear a uniform.

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 4:43 PM. Reason : l]

10/28/2009 4:42:25 PM

I pulled it off another board, the guy is up at Fort Lewis and apparently his chain of command knows. Not sure what the end result was though.

10/28/2009 5:17:31 PM

10/28/2009 5:32:28 PM

ordered this one:



ordering this soon:

10/28/2009 6:00:32 PM

I have "Honk if parts fall off".

Nobody has ever honked. Kind of disappointing.

10/28/2009 6:04:38 PM

"Duck Fubbya!"

I'm not a fan of having any political stickers on cars. No matter, if I liked the president, or not I would never put something like that on my car. It looks retarded.

10/28/2009 6:09:13 PM

10/28/2009 6:13:43 PM

I was at a stop light behind this white trash, anti-abortion bumper sticker loving cunt with, no surprise, a brood of youngins. I was on the motorcycle and her window was open. I really had to stop myself from saying something to her. No idea why it pissed me off so bad

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 7:33 PM. Reason : as]

10/28/2009 7:33:15 PM

i saw a car in norfolk completly covered with fm99 stickers, and by completely i mean every square inch of paint was covered and carefully trimmed

10/28/2009 7:34:46 PM

i have this one hahaha.

but not on my car.

10/28/2009 10:26:31 PM

I'm still waiting on the "My Other Ride is Your Mom" sticker to show up on a car, courtesy of Sealab 2021.

10/28/2009 10:35:02 PM

Fucking left leaning children. gross

10/28/2009 10:38:18 PM

Quote :

"I was at a stop light behind this white trash, anti-abortion bumper sticker loving cunt with, no surprise, a brood of youngins. I was on the motorcycle and her window was open. I really had to stop myself from saying something to her. No idea why it pissed me off so bad"

Baby killer.

10/28/2009 10:39:45 PM

double poster!

10/28/2009 10:40:29 PM

Quote :

"I cannot possibly imagine that he could drive that on base and not get reamed for it. He's exactly the type of person that should never wear a uniform."

That's what I was wondering about as well, haha. What a dumbass. 17 kills in iraq and a bullet through the back of your head from some 16 year old gang member you cussed out from that retard mobile and then drove away from. Nice job son.

That truck he's driving sure looks like a lightly armored HMMWV.


Oh and when he does make his 18th kill on the streets of the U.S. (Which seems inevitable with that kind of threatening shit written all over his possessions, although I guess I'll give him the benefit of the doubt for now), he's going to have a lot of trouble from the prosecuting attorneys with that shit written all over his car. This is regardless of whether or not he beats criminal charges, mind you. It'll also come up when he gets sued after the fact.

At least he's being original with that mailbox letter "bumper sticker" though, amitrite?

10/28/2009 10:41:51 PM

Families with one child or less only though I see. Liberal human extinctionists!

10/28/2009 10:44:56 PM

Quote :

""

i came here to post this


there's a car i see often car with the coexist one along with a "Yank if you have Isis" or some sort of lame hippy "honk if you love jesus" play on words and a bunch of other tree hugger tomfoolery.

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 10:46 PM. Reason : .]

10/28/2009 10:45:47 PM

some guy always drives by my neighborhood with a car that is papered over with stickers that look hand written. The dumbass never noticed it has to be big enough to read. I caught the phrase "the great whore" on there, so I've got a general idea what the rest is.

10/28/2009 10:48:26 PM

Quote :

"Families with one child or less only though I see. Liberal human extinctionists! "

well damn! there wasn't enough room for all the kids! haha

10/28/2009 10:48:30 PM

i hate the political bumper stickers. i can understand if we're coming up on an election, but get rid of that shit later. I don't care if your candidate won or lost, you look like an idiot with a Kerry/Edwards or Bush/Cheney sticker 3 years after the election.

10/28/2009 11:08:57 PM

i always liked the "Gore/Lieberman '04 -- Four More Years!" sticker

10/28/2009 11:11:51 PM