tonight.

Kids are some greedy little bastards and I swear there has been a couple so far that are like 16.

10/29/2009 6:16:18 PM

10/29/2009 6:16:18 PM

10/29/2009 6:18:56 PM

You should give the 16 year olds sandwiches...






KNUCKLE SANDWICHES

10/29/2009 6:21:30 PM

...if kids be trick or treatin before halloween, they get tricks, not treats

10/29/2009 6:32:30 PM

10/29/2009 6:36:25 PM

but but but it's not even halloween

10/29/2009 6:58:21 PM

Gahdammit...I swear, it's like every year Halloween gets gayer and gayer and less like it was when we were kids.

Hell, these days the little bastards get carried to some place like Crossroads and go trick or treating at all the stores. And NEVER on the 31st. And half of them have faggoty-ass costumes that actually cost MONEY...what happened to all the cheapass superman and batman and wonderho costumes with the shitty plastic mask? What happened to that shitty maryjane candy that would pull your teeth out? All the fuckin' kids want this high dolla fancy shit now that breaks the bank after 15 kids.

I remember when we'd go scab a costume together with like a garbage bag or a bed sheet or we'd get one of those 3 dollar costumes at the local Eckerd (when they still had lunch counters; how many of you jizzmoppers remember THAT?) and then we'd hit every house in the neighborhood, along with a metric shit ton of other kids. And every house had candy. The ones that didn't were the rare Jehovah's Witnesses or some real faggots that always answered the door with a look on their faces like they'd smelled a most horrible fart and reply that they were all out of candy when we knew the assholes never bought any to begin with. Sure the candy was cheaper back then (okay, I grew up in Smithfield, and the place just doesn't have assloads of class)...but god, there was sooo much of it. We'd inevitably hurl in the middle of the night or soil ourselves with the Hershey Drizzles while sprinting for the bathroom.

Man, times sure have changed...and NOT for the better.

10/29/2009 7:10:43 PM

What the hell is the point of moving halloween when it's on a damn saturday?!

It's already on the perfect day, and they move it to a school night? What kind of faggotry is that?

If some kid walked up to my place tonight and asked for candy, they would get an airhorn in the face.

10/29/2009 7:15:43 PM

I'd pay money to see that. Either that or some fucker pissin' in their bag.

10/29/2009 7:18:35 PM

wait wait wait?!? Its halloween today?

10/29/2009 7:21:26 PM

Not in the real world.

In the felching assfaggot world, it might be. Not in MY world though.

10/29/2009 7:24:15 PM

im gonna leave out a bowl of kix with milk of magnesia in the bowl

10/29/2009 7:34:15 PM

Um. Who the hell is celebrating it tonight and why the hell on a school night??

10/29/2009 7:36:23 PM

It's ohio I dont fucking know why...........I was just told to pass out some candy. I decieded to stay in tonight and play online poker

10/29/2009 7:38:48 PM

they've like always had trick or treating in the mall for little kids

they had it at the old ass north hills when i was little

we had to go one to trick or treat there because my brother was sick. i don't know why i had to be dragged down, too. candy def sucks there and they are stingy

10/29/2009 7:59:48 PM

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"If some kid walked up to my place tonight and asked for candy, they would get an airhorn in the face."

ahahaha do it.

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" candy def sucks there and they are stingy"

Yeah when I worked at the mall I always volunteered to be the candy passer outer since it meant I could get off work early enough to go partying. But my boss would buy cheap ass candy and we could only give 1 piece per kid. Kids definitely got jipped on the candy. Even the freaking candy store in the mall would give out shitty candy.

When my sister and I would trick-or-treat the neighborhoods we'd always come home with 4 pounds of baller candy, easy

10/29/2009 8:50:42 PM

^ haha it sucked so bad. i don't even know how i remember it i was probably like 7 or 8 at the max when we went. i guess the bad candy stuck in my mind.

hell yea neighborhood trick or treating was the bomb. my neighborhood is HUGE and you always knew the good houses to hit the old people on the corner (RIP) would give out full size candy bars!!

10/29/2009 8:53:24 PM

i have been trying to get rid of these lemonheads for months now. i am going to leave out a bowl overflowing with them and hope that the consciouses of kids havent changed since i was little.

10/29/2009 9:19:02 PM

dumb

10/30/2009 8:01:19 AM

10/30/2009 8:07:22 AM

Isn't NC weird and they have dates in some neighborhoods where kids get candy before 10/31? Or was that California?

Also, do kids go door-to-door in the neighborhoods off of Lineberry? Should I buy candy?

10/30/2009 9:13:13 AM