http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do?search_query=casket&sourceid=24812962953478200083WTF???
10/29/2009 11:49:19 PM
oh em jesus
10/29/2009 11:50:44 PM
i don't give a damn what my casket costs, for obvious reasons.
10/29/2009 11:50:45 PM
At those prices, you can't afford NOT to die
10/29/2009 11:52:19 PM
you first, chief
10/29/2009 11:53:50 PM
Alright, I did it
10/29/2009 11:55:10 PM
I lol'd when I got down to the results after the coffins
10/29/2009 11:56:55 PM
when i get old i am gonna go ahead and order one to keep in the basement, that way my family wont get fleeced at the funeral home.
10/29/2009 11:58:29 PM
who gives an f if they get fleeced ok
10/29/2009 11:58:59 PM
Target's are lower
10/30/2009 12:01:21 AM
Can you get buried by tossing into a volcano? i think I'd like that (when I'm dead).
10/30/2009 12:02:34 AM
that would be an awesome final arrangement
10/30/2009 12:04:38 AM
interestingly, the Marquis De Sade wrote a story about some dudes who tossed off into a volcano, but sadly did not address tossing directly into a volcano
10/30/2009 12:08:51 AM
So now you really can be caught dead in a Wal-Mart!
10/30/2009 12:11:02 AM
in a walmart? probably not... i would imagine that you take the coffin to the corpse, not the corpse to the coffin.
10/30/2009 12:13:04 AM
Now that'd make a hell of a peopleofwalmart.com picture...somebody bringing the corpse to the coffin
10/30/2009 12:53:07 AM
we gotta make sure we get one uncle jim bob can fit inhes pretty portly
10/30/2009 1:10:49 AM
I'll post in your thread
10/30/2009 2:13:23 AM
Having to get an extra wide, heavy duty coffin would be the ultimate final indignity.
10/30/2009 3:18:19 AM
you probably just get cremated/melted down into soap im looking forward to it
10/30/2009 3:21:47 AM
Fuck coffins are expensive. Just feed me to sharks or something.
10/30/2009 3:29:34 AM
we have to put you through the hamburger grinder first, k
10/30/2009 3:32:49 AM
Perfect for last minute vampire on Halloween
10/31/2009 6:09:07 PM
when i get old i am gonna go ahead and order one to keep in the basement, that way my family wont get fleeced at the funeral home will be completly freaked out, and i kinda actually like that idea[Edited on October 31, 2009 at 6:22 PM. Reason : doh]
10/31/2009 6:22:03 PM
BUY AN AD
10/31/2009 7:32:50 PM
is there a free shipping code?
10/31/2009 7:37:01 PM