Post me some scary stories!!!!!

10/30/2009 8:58:29 AM

your mom choked on my dick last night! but I saved her.

10/30/2009 8:59:38 AM

And when he woke up in the morning she was still in his bed! AHHHHHHHHHHH!


And then she wanted to make him eggs! AHHHHHHHHH!

And he said "oh i dont have time i have a meeting at 12:30" and she said "oh i'll drive you there"! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

And he said "oh no no it's at my office it's like a half hour commute" and she said "oh i don't mind its on the way to my kid's preschool" AHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

10/30/2009 9:03:00 AM

i got a gruesome paper cut on the webbing between my thumb and index finger

it hurts like hell

10/30/2009 9:03:08 AM

^^lol

10/30/2009 9:03:43 AM

^^^ahahahhaha ftw

Quote :

"Once there was a pretty little girl, very cheerful and sweet, who always wore a green ribbon tied around her neck. The little boy who sat behind her in class wondered for quite some time about the ribbon which peeked out at him from beneath her bobbed hair. One day he mustered up his courage and asked, 'Why do you always wear that green ribbon?' She shyly replied, 'If we get married when we grow up, I will tell you.' Her shy reply turned out to be quite prophetic, for many years later, all grown up, these two schoolmates did fall in love and were married. On their wedding night the husband asked again, 'My darling, why won't you take off that green ribbon?' His bride guardedly replied, 'If we ever have children, my dear, I will tell you.' As time went by, the couple had two lovely children, a boy and a girl. And so one day when he could stand it no longer the husband again asked, 'My dear wife, when will you tell me why you always wear that green ribbon?' The color left her cheeks as she replied, 'Husband, please... I'd rather you didn't know. Not now. Ask me again when we are old.' The husband adored his wife and decided to be content with her answer, as his question had upset her so. Many more years passed. The wife became ill and very frail. At her bedside, her beloved husband kissed her ashen cheek. 'My beloved, perhaps you will tell me now. Why do you wear that green ribbon?' A tear rolled down her sweet face as she replied, 'Forgive me for keeping it from you all this time, my dear. I will show you now, why I have always worn it.' With that she untied the green ribbon, and off rolled her head."

[Edited on October 30, 2009 at 9:09 AM. Reason : fq]

10/30/2009 9:04:21 AM

bumpppp



{got that double super buzz]

10/30/2009 7:51:23 PM

just thought I'd remind you that halloween is tomorrow, and hasn't occurred yet

10/30/2009 8:42:40 PM