there just aren't enough rocks.

10/30/2009 11:30:45 AM

Not everyone can get high at the same time. Especially in this economy.

Demand > Supply

[Edited on October 30, 2009 at 11:32 AM. Reason : .]

10/30/2009 11:32:02 AM

--what Deemarie will say after you give her a piece of shit engagement ring from Kay Jewelers

10/30/2009 11:32:08 AM

10/30/2009 11:32:23 AM

Every Kiss begins with K, but every night ends with a grin on her face. amirite?

10/30/2009 11:33:02 AM

diamonds direct motherfuckers

[Edited on October 30, 2009 at 11:34 AM. Reason : it should be in any day now]

10/30/2009 11:34:30 AM

Probable parodies:

Sometimes I guess there just aren't enough cocks.
Sometimes I guess there just aren't enough docks.
Sometimes I guess there just aren't enough jocks.
Sometimes I guess there just aren't enough blocks.
Sometimes I guess there just aren't enough socks.
Sometimes I guess there just aren't enough Spocks.
Sometimes I guess there just aren't enough stocks.
Sometimes I guess there just aren't enough Brocks.
Sometimes I guess there just aren't enough locks.
Sometimes I guess there just aren't enough clocks.
Sometimes I guess there just aren't enough Tic-Tocks.

[Edited on October 30, 2009 at 11:35 AM. Reason : -]

10/30/2009 11:35:30 AM

Sometimes I guess there just aren't enough Tire Chocks.

Missed one

10/30/2009 11:37:33 AM

crocks
knocks

10/30/2009 12:18:36 PM

wut?

10/30/2009 12:22:12 PM

10/30/2009 12:24:15 PM