RAGGEEEEEEEE

11/2/2009 8:08:41 AM

that's when i drive to another gas station.

11/2/2009 8:17:31 AM

man there was some fury when this happened to a guy the other week. he was in front of me in line:

guy: "the pump took a long time and then said see attendant. now i'm here. can you fix the machine?"

cashier: "what's wrong with it?"

guy: "(confused pause) i don't know- you tell me."

cashier: "you want to pay for it here?"

guy: "i haven't gotten any gas yet"

cashier: "oh."

guy: "yeah"

cashier: "well you can pay in advance"

guy: "but i don't know how much gas i'm going to get!"

cashier: "oh."

guy: "dammit just give me 20 dollars"

it was escalating heat the whole time

[Edited on November 2, 2009 at 8:47 AM. Reason : and i just wanted a wooooooo! Ø]

11/2/2009 8:46:14 AM

last night i was filling up my tank and the gas just didn't stop when my tank was full. gas overflowing everywhere and yes my car still smells like gas.

i was slightly pissed off

11/2/2009 8:52:06 AM

i just go to the next gas station

11/2/2009 9:33:47 AM

*skip bagging*

*please wait for approval*

11/2/2009 9:42:26 AM

i hate this

11/2/2009 9:43:22 AM

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"that's when i drive to another gas station."

11/2/2009 10:19:13 AM

this has only ever happened to me the last time I got a new card and kept forgetting my pin

im astraladvent and I approved this message

11/2/2009 10:31:46 AM

This happens to me all the time when the attendants are too lazy to change the damn receipt paper. I need it for record keeping and it pisses me off to no end. Especially when I'm running late and some fuckface is cashing in 17 different scratch off lotto tickets in front of me.

Also, I was in a daze one day and before I could think "Hey, I didn't know this car could hold 15 ga...OH SHIT MY SHOES"

11/2/2009 10:48:10 AM

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"that's when i drive to another gas station."

11/2/2009 12:14:56 PM

Well this gas station has this same fat bitch with an attitude working. I bet she never goes out there and changes the paper.

Is there anyway you can report the gas station to the owner/chain headquarters?

11/2/2009 12:35:39 PM

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"the attendants are too lazy to change the damn receipt paper"

is that what it is? haha those fuckers.

11/2/2009 12:41:00 PM

not necessarily. bc a lot of times it will say "cashier has receipt" after the sale..

it's probably just you fuckers using stolen credit cards and getting call for authorizations

11/2/2009 12:42:20 PM

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"man there was some fury when this happened to a guy the other week. he was in front of me in line: guy: "the pump took a long time and then said see attendant. now i'm here. can you fix the machine?" cashier: "what's wrong with it?" guy: "(confused pause) i don't know- you tell me." cashier: "you want to pay for it here?" guy: "i haven't gotten any gas yet" cashier: "oh." guy: "yeah" cashier: "well you can pay in advance" guy: "but i don't know how much gas i'm going to get!" cashier: "oh." guy: "dammit just give me 20 dollars" it was escalating heat the whole "

wow, people are so spoiled with their credit cards these days.

It used to be you either always had to pre-pay or you could pay after you fill up (when gas was cheap, and gas-and-gos weren't a big problem).

11/2/2009 12:42:57 PM

^^Nah I'm gonna go with the fat lazy non-receipt changing excuse. Though the stolen CC people have already made it so we have to type in the billing zip now, I can only imagine how long before ID and signature checks will be required.

teslin, MSR, holos, and embosser for some $50.00 tank of gas what what?

11/2/2009 12:46:00 PM

I worked at a gas station once, and we didn't know the receipt paper was out unless a customer told us.

11/2/2009 1:56:31 PM

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"not necessarily. bc a lot of times it will say "cashier has receipt" after the sale.."

not sure how this disproves that it's due to the printer on the pump being out of paper

and i never go inside to get the receipt. matter of fact, i started just answering "no" if it asks if i want a receipt

[Edited on November 2, 2009 at 2:03 PM. Reason : asfd]

11/2/2009 2:00:16 PM

I hate going to a gas station and find that the outside bins for the squeegee are out of water, and the paper towel holders are empty. Lazy fucks that work at some of those places, drives me nuts.

One reason why I don't go to shitcan gas stations. You don't usually have to deal with that shit at Shell, Exxon or BP stations.

11/2/2009 2:00:20 PM

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"the outside bins for the squeegee are out of water"

or when the water smells like liquid fart

11/2/2009 2:03:17 PM

I also like it when the squeegee water is frozen solid. Idiots.

11/2/2009 2:04:14 PM

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"Lazy fucks that work at some of those places, drives me nuts."

lol, what do you expect? Ain't too many multiple degree holders at the local BP...

11/2/2009 2:44:07 PM

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"or when the water smells like liquid fart "

probably from people like me relieving ourselves into the bin at 3am while filling up

11/2/2009 2:49:24 PM

Who washes their windows with those gas station squeegees anyway? How sad is your life when you have to resort to that?

I'm pretty sure the Jews ate better food in the concentration camps than the liquid in those bins.

Just stop being lazy yourself, go to walmart and pay the $2 for your very own squeegee that you use with nice, clean water.

[Edited on November 2, 2009 at 3:56 PM. Reason : ]

11/2/2009 3:55:56 PM

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"I'm pretty sure the Jews ate better food in the concentration camps than the liquid in those bins."

epic comparison

11/2/2009 4:00:23 PM

^^ because everyone carries a bucket of water and a squeegee with them on road trips for getting bugs off at 3am

11/2/2009 4:03:59 PM

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"Who washes their windows with those gas station squeegees anyway? How sad is your life when you have to resort to that?"

huh? what does not liking dirt on my windshield have to do with the state of my life?

11/2/2009 4:05:59 PM

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"How sad is your life when you have to resort to that?"

the absolute fucking worst.

i often dread waking up some mornings, knowing that i may have to use the gas station squeegee

11/2/2009 4:14:38 PM

I have used gas station squeegees.

I am not worthy.

11/2/2009 4:16:32 PM

^^^^

11/2/2009 4:18:10 PM

^ i have to basically climb up on the hood of my truck to reach the windshied, i'll stick to long handled sqeegees

11/2/2009 4:20:02 PM

^^Yeah, scrubbing bugs off the windshield with a paper towel is totally better than a squeegee. How about no, that doesn't work for shit.

Don't get me wrong, I wash my car weekly if I'm able to, and keep my windows quite clean. But when there are bugs splattered all over the windshield (as well as headlights/front bumper) when I'm on a road trip I'm using the squeegee.

11/2/2009 4:44:37 PM

i'm still waiting on a good rain to wash off my truck, i hate living on a dirt road

11/2/2009 6:10:19 PM

got me again this morning.

11/4/2009 10:41:15 AM

i thought this was about the self-scans at harris teeter

11/4/2009 10:43:03 AM

ITT, morons are morons

11/4/2009 10:44:10 AM

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"man there was some fury when this happened to a guy the other week. he was in front of me in line: guy: "the pump took a long time and then said see attendant. now i'm here. can you fix the machine?" cashier: "what's wrong with it?" guy: "(confused pause) i don't know- you tell me." cashier: "you want to pay for it here?" guy: "i haven't gotten any gas yet" cashier: "oh." guy: "yeah" cashier: "well you can pay in advance" guy: "but i don't know how much gas i'm going to get!" cashier: "oh." guy: "dammit just give me 20 dollars" it was escalating heat the whole time"

hahaha...my dad did that once on our road trip back from Florida. The gas pumps said 'see attendant' for all our cars (paying with gas card) and when we did he said we have to tell him in advance how much we want to put...so my dad bitched him out then we went across the street.

11/4/2009 10:46:09 AM

One day a gas station will be shot up due to "please see cashier", its not a matter of if, just a matter of when.

11/4/2009 10:48:17 AM

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"or when the water smells like liquid fart"

Most of us refer to this category as "diarrhea"

11/4/2009 10:48:39 AM

you guys do know that you can get your money baclk after paying in advance


anyways, man i never thought id come into a thread and find gas station squeegee snobs



holy shit

11/4/2009 10:50:40 AM