What are yours?

11/3/2009 12:09:59 PM

with your mom. her pocket dialed your dad while I was pile driving that pussy

11/3/2009 12:10:40 PM

this one happened a few weeks ago.


leaving a bar, bit drunk, accidentally called our main number at work while a friend and I had a 20 minute conversation about fucking Madonna, how sometimes a less pretty chick who is fucking nuts in bed is needed over an actual hot chick etc. Pretty graphic, talked about butt sex, etc... looked down, saw my phone was connected to work. Was like, "oh shit". So, I hung up. Then I was like, "hmmm maybe we dont have an answering machine at work since the receptionist usually answers" so I called back and it just said "the office is closed blah blah blah", no mention of there being a message, so I said "sweet, I am safe". Right after that there was a BEEEEEEEP and it started recording. And I actually said "FUUUUUCK!" accidentally before hanging up real fast.

The next day I claimed that I had left my phone at the bar and that a friend took it home and I had no idea what they had done with it haha

11/3/2009 12:16:10 PM

someone else here posted a similar story to that a while back



I've accidentially dialed girls I haven't talked with in months, and it restarts a whole string of texts and calls that I really don't want at that time

11/3/2009 12:18:47 PM

I pocket dialed my dad right after I got a new phone with a touch screen. Left him a 4 minute long voicemail at 2:30 in the morning while we were cleaning up at work. He didn't know who it was at first, and couldn't hear what we were saying, but when I burped real loud - he knew it was me. haha

11/3/2009 12:26:57 PM

Once I called my friend, then completely forgot that I had just dialed his number. He picks up and I continue my conversation with my wife, which led to about 10 seconds later me yelling loudly, "Woman, I will smack you in the face with my dick."

I don't think he heard.

11/3/2009 12:28:53 PM

my name is Aaron, which means i am first on everyones list.

i get all kinds of pocket dials.

usually people in cars singing. i like to hang up and call them back singing what they were.

11/3/2009 12:33:49 PM

I butt dialed someone the other day son.

11/3/2009 12:51:56 PM

Quote :

"but when I burped real loud - he knew it was me. haha"

hahaha gg d-roo

11/3/2009 1:24:13 PM

I had an ex also named aaron- first on my list. I would ALWAYS pocket dial him at the oddest times, and he would spam me after thinking I was calling to tell him I was still in love with him. Horrible. I ended up changing his name in my phone so I could still know to not answer if he called, but that he wouldnt be at top.

Usually I pocket dial time warner cable. Its bizarre.

11/3/2009 2:47:08 PM

when i got my new touch screen phone, i didnt have a screen lock on it until after the carolina campout, when i called a group mate about 7 times without realizing it

11/3/2009 2:54:27 PM

My name is Amber - I get pocket dialed a lot. Mostly by my friends' kids, my grandma, and my Dad's ex-wife.

11/3/2009 5:21:34 PM

my cousin's phone pocket dials me all the time. i know he is never calling to talk to me

11/3/2009 5:30:40 PM

i kept pocket dialing jasong one day while he was in class until he had to just cut his phone off

11/3/2009 7:09:03 PM

iPhones can't pocket dial.

11/3/2009 7:37:45 PM

lock your phone keys

get a phone that flips closed

11/3/2009 8:00:56 PM

Quote :

"iPhones can't pocket dial"

and the people who use iPhones cannot dial out until they lick the pimple-encapsulated choad of Steve Jobs while he connects them to whom they wish to contact

BlackBerry FTW

one time I pocket dialed my parents at a concert

they left me a nasty voicemail telling me to not call so late

11/3/2009 8:08:52 PM

i'm pretty good at remember to lock the blackberry before i put it away. now i just have to worry about drunk dialing

11/3/2009 8:12:19 PM

i tried to use the voice dial feature once

"brad" apparently went through as "dad"

saying "what the fuck is up you stupid nigger" to my dad didn't go over so well

[Edited on November 3, 2009 at 8:14 PM. Reason : a]

11/3/2009 8:14:11 PM

my friend's pocket calls her pastor every time she gets drunk and then she has to hear about it at church. I think its weird

11/3/2009 10:42:03 PM

you would think she'd try to fix that

11/3/2009 10:42:51 PM

it happened more then a handful of times before she fixed it

even weirder

11/3/2009 10:46:27 PM