i just play one on tww

11/3/2009 2:41:32 PM

sure, we believe you.

11/3/2009 2:41:53 PM

of course you aren't.

11/3/2009 2:41:58 PM

hmmm.. that should be my 3pm

11/3/2009 2:42:17 PM

dear twoozles

are you DTF?

just checkin,
my boner

11/3/2009 2:43:40 PM

no
i'm just really bored

11/3/2009 2:44:52 PM

dear twoozles

you can tell me the truth about whether or not yous a ho. feel free to pm, i wont tell nobody

outstretched,
my boner

11/3/2009 2:46:18 PM

maybe for some halloween candy. i really want a twix. or a milky way.

11/3/2009 3:03:56 PM

snap!

me too!

11/3/2009 3:04:55 PM

i just bought a combo pack of swedish fish and sour patch kids as well as a pack of mini oreos all at 50% off!


diva+twoozles+candy+me=ultra sugar high 4 way?

11/3/2009 3:07:17 PM

oh damn

I'd do some dirty things for sour patch kids.

11/3/2009 3:08:00 PM

haha

thats no way to talk about twoozles!

11/3/2009 3:08:49 PM

well she is dirty

and I'd do her for sour patch kids

my bad

11/3/2009 3:09:32 PM

Methinks thou dost protest too much, twoozles.

11/3/2009 3:12:12 PM

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

On teedub, of course.

11/3/2009 3:15:57 PM

sorry
i was listening to my neighbor play the bagpipes

11/3/2009 3:18:09 PM

i'd let someone touch my bone for a klondike bar

11/3/2009 3:19:49 PM

What about for 2 klondike bars?

11/3/2009 3:23:46 PM

klondike bars are NOT GOOD!

11/3/2009 3:24:15 PM

you're not good

11/3/2009 3:24:47 PM

listen twoozles...you'll do stuff for free

I was talking to homeboy up there ok?

11/3/2009 3:24:49 PM

haha

for two klondike bars i'll make it dance, yeard?

11/3/2009 3:26:03 PM

oh my goodness
that's just wrong

11/3/2009 3:26:52 PM

haha for serious

i made myself cringe with that one

11/3/2009 3:29:10 PM

I love when you make it dance

really I DO

11/3/2009 3:32:47 PM

well you did show me that set of pictures of you naked in the mirror that one time

so now i don't know what to think

11/3/2009 3:33:35 PM

Okay, I have THREE Klondike Bars.

NOW what are you gonna do?

11/3/2009 3:35:21 PM

well for three klondike bars i'll let you dance with my bone while i chomp klondikes

[Edited on November 3, 2009 at 3:37 PM. Reason : not creative, but it'll still be the best dance partner you ever got]

11/3/2009 3:37:00 PM

i would much prefer something like...

11/3/2009 3:37:57 PM

^^ That takes coordination. And it reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld when George wanted to eat sandwiches during sex.

^ And that looks fantastic. Nom nom.

11/3/2009 3:39:19 PM

lets do it, k twoozles?

11/3/2009 3:41:09 PM

bring the turtle cheesecake

11/3/2009 3:42:20 PM

i dont got none

11/3/2009 3:42:47 PM

then i guess i don't got none either

11/3/2009 3:43:48 PM

we'll work on it, k

11/3/2009 3:44:18 PM

11/3/2009 3:45:50 PM

11/3/2009 6:36:43 PM

(_)_)::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: D ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

[Edited on November 3, 2009 at 6:39 PM. Reason : .]

11/3/2009 6:39:06 PM