Darth Vader, you really don't need that anymore

Seriously, I need a lightsaber asap... It's for a 5 year old, not me!

11/3/2009 5:38:07 PM

you love me?????/

11/3/2009 5:39:35 PM

I can if you have a spare lightsaber, do you?

11/3/2009 5:40:51 PM

As a matter of fact, yes, you can use my lightsaber. But not the 5-year old... not them, only you.



[Edited on November 3, 2009 at 5:42 PM. Reason : .]

11/3/2009 5:41:16 PM

Now when you say 'use' do you mean have?

11/3/2009 5:42:43 PM

i think lightsabre means cock

11/3/2009 5:43:54 PM

face palm

11/3/2009 5:44:14 PM

Well, you can have it all you want.

11/3/2009 5:44:17 PM

Well if he wants to give his cock to a 5 y/o boy then I'm staying out of it....

11/3/2009 5:44:58 PM

well you should read more

11/3/2009 5:45:17 PM

Quote :

"But not the 5-year old... not them, only you."

11/3/2009 5:46:22 PM

Out of this many people in this area, there has got to be one Darth Vader who no longer needs his lightsaber. I tried to make one out of a long cardboard tube and colored it with red crayon.

It was rejected...
...by a 5 year old

11/3/2009 5:52:32 PM

ha. fail.

11/3/2009 5:53:17 PM

Quote :

"I tried to make one out of a long cardboard tube and colored it with red crayon. "

Why would you do this?

11/3/2009 5:53:44 PM

b/c i thought it would not matter to a 5 y/o

...guess I was wrong

11/3/2009 5:55:56 PM

i want to die

11/3/2009 5:57:10 PM

i actually do have a lightsaber to sell, it's this one

http://cgi.ebay.com/Star-Wars-Force-FX-Lightsaber-Anakin-Skywalker-MR_W0QQitemZ130340623323QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item1e58e813db#ht_500wt_1182

11/3/2009 6:14:14 PM

They only cost $21 at Target

http://www.target.com/Star-Wars-Clone-Lightsaber-Darth/dp/B0015R12O0/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&searchView=grid5&frombrowse=0&node=1038576&keywords=lightsaber&field_browse=1038576&searchSize=30&id=Star%20Wars%20Clone%20Lightsaber%20Darth&field_availability=-2&refinementHistory=subjectbin%2Ctarget_com_age%2Ctarget_com_gender-bin%2Ctarget_com_character-bin%2Cprice%2Ctarget_com_primary_color-bin%2Ctarget_com_size-bin%2Ctarget_com_brand-bin&searchNodeID=1038576&field_launch-date=-1y&searchRank=target104545&searchPage=1&field_keywords=lightsaber

11/3/2009 6:47:01 PM

11/3/2009 6:56:08 PM

Thanks!!
I would really like a free lightsaber though, maybe one that would just be collecting dust in an adults closet somewhere could INSTEAD bring joy to a child!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/3/2009 6:59:53 PM

paging bmel

11/3/2009 7:15:09 PM

Lightsaber? english holmes...we are not all computer wizzes

11/3/2009 7:20:05 PM

a lightsaber is a tall order, lady.


i can probably get you a blaster by Thursday though.

11/3/2009 7:21:49 PM

i don't think she wants a weapon as random or as clumsy as a blaster though

she's looking for a more elegant weapon from a more civilized time

[Edited on November 3, 2009 at 7:36 PM. Reason : z]

11/3/2009 7:33:47 PM

lightsaber packed like dicks in a crushed butthole

11/3/2009 7:34:43 PM

why am I being paged? :\

11/3/2009 9:53:35 PM

haaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. ummm, idk?

11/4/2009 8:02:06 AM