I hear black eyes are sexy.

11/3/2009 7:45:18 PM

I love her deeply

11/3/2009 7:49:39 PM

i hope so! i haven't gone out in public yet

11/3/2009 7:50:14 PM

wait, what happened?

11/3/2009 7:50:40 PM

i, too, find a crying woman with black eyes to be sexy

wait, what?

11/3/2009 7:51:20 PM

you need to make up a good story about how you got the black eye....bear fighting comes to mind

onehelluva night

11/3/2009 7:57:18 PM

let's just say i'm not allowed back in ruckus...



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11/3/2009 7:57:44 PM

lord....what on earth did we miss!

11/3/2009 7:58:37 PM

i'm kidding! but those tequila shots were probably a bad idea

11/3/2009 7:59:23 PM

judging by her photos I'd say she is a sweet yet saucy girl

11/3/2009 8:00:20 PM

you're wrong. i'm insane!

11/3/2009 8:04:26 PM

can I see a picture of this black eye?


I need something to print out and tape to my pillow tonight

11/3/2009 8:05:42 PM

i'm trying to keep it from ending up on the internet.

11/3/2009 8:09:31 PM

yeah, I just saw the pic you sent me

I hope you're ok?

11/3/2009 8:11:15 PM

my boyfriend said that you cannot tell anything to a girl with 2 black eyes because you've already told her twice

but I told him it only takes one time for me to kick him in the nuts

11/3/2009 8:12:12 PM

yeah, don't worry, i broke up with the guy sunday morning so hopefully i won't be getting beat up anymore for awhile.

11/3/2009 8:19:12 PM

(is this one of the halloween bruises?!)

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11/3/2009 8:38:09 PM

just say you got the shiner during a game of pick up bball

11/3/2009 9:02:57 PM

look how my little thread did while I was away

[Edited on November 3, 2009 at 9:24 PM. Reason : TWOOZLES LOVE!]

[Edited on November 3, 2009 at 9:25 PM. Reason : posting awesome goodness from a coffee shop]

11/3/2009 9:24:10 PM

<3 chicks with black eyes

11/3/2009 9:39:07 PM

it's more of a purplish now

11/3/2009 9:43:02 PM

okay, well purple then

11/3/2009 10:02:57 PM

i gave Sonia a pretty sweet black eye with photoshop once

11/3/2009 10:33:50 PM

they look better now. they're kind of yellow and red and gross looking, but you can't see it from like more than 20 feet away. i may even be able to hang out with my mom next weekend!

11/8/2009 10:36:49 PM

11/8/2009 10:47:56 PM

domestic violence is not funny

11/8/2009 10:51:47 PM

really? i thought it was hilarious

11/8/2009 11:03:23 PM

Her eyes don't look that bad, they look like she had on mascara or something.

she fit right in at jackpot on Friday

11/8/2009 11:03:28 PM

yeah this girl came up to me and was all "sweetie let me fix your makeup" and tried to rub my face with her thumbs. i was like ahhhhh no! get the fuck away!!

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11/8/2009 11:05:27 PM

HAHA

that was hilarious

11/8/2009 11:14:37 PM