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Mayhorn would be proud! (RIP)

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"I had a brief tour of my own back in Nam. Damn gooks had us pinned down in a mortar crater, killed everyone in my squad... everyone. Everyone that is, besides Sarge, Statecole, and THAT FAT FUCK MAYHORN, give or take 100 FERRETS!!! We stayed in that ditch for 4 months, eating dirt and ferret shit. Anywho, we were fuckin surrounded by Charlie, trying to keep a low profile, when all of a sudden, MAYHORN FARTS. GOOKS DIDNT LIKE THAT ONE BIT. squint eyed midgits tossed a grenade in our ditch, and my life flashed before my eyes. BUT DAMMIT, MAYHORN grabbed that grenade, AND SHOVED IT UP HIS ASS. He GRUNTED and flexed his Ass muscles, and disarmed a live grenade inside his fucking rectum. Next thing you know, Mayhorn reaches for his DAMN backpack, grabs two unlucky ferrets, and ties em together by their tails, and uses them as fuckin ferret nunchucks. HE looked at us and yelled "COVER ME, YA FAGGETS!!" as he rushed into the gooks, busting up their GOOK-faces with his ferret-nunchucks. Well I tell ya, me and statecole had no ammo, so when Mayhorn said to cover him, we grabbed everything we could and started throwing it at Charlie. A canteen, socks, couple of ferrets, and a box of matches. Mayhorn called us a bunch of Dickless Fairy Faggot Boys as he grunted and flexed his ass. We heard a loud snap as the body of a Gook (Its head up mayhorns ass) went limp. With all the gooks dead or dying, Mayhorn picks up the box of matches, strikes it against his DICK, and aims the match with his exposed asshole AS HE FARTS. THe flamethrower of ASS GAS INCINERATES HALF OF THE GODDAMN BAMBOO FOREST, and kills the rest of the gooks, ending the war. Mayhorn got the medal of honor, but he sold it to buy beer for him and his FERRETS. RIP MAYHORN"

11/3/2009 10:45:00 PM

moar bragaw shenanigans

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11/3/2009 10:45:48 PM

WITCHCRAFT

11/3/2009 10:46:05 PM

^^moved onto bigger and better places my friend

11/3/2009 10:49:28 PM