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http://www.iheartchaos.com/content/meet-lauren-williams-woman-two-vaginas-more-you-know

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"Two vaginas... it may sound like double the fun, but for 28 year old Lauren Williams of Chingford, Essex, it was a nightmare. 21 days of the month she was having her period and sex was always painful. Finally, doctors discovered that she had 2 vaginas, 2 uteruses and 2 cervixes. What I wouldn't give to get my hands on that two-headed roast beef sandwich."

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""He seemed quite excited and said that they'd got the prognosis wrong. I didn't have a bicornuate uterus after all. I actually had two of everything. Two uteruses, two cervixes and two vaginas. I was shocked. I'd never noticed that I had two vaginas and none of my previous boyfriends had either. Even the doctor said he'd never seen anything like it before." The surgeon removed the barrier between her two vaginas, leaving her with one big one. "The vagina I was using was half the size of a normal one." Following the operation Lauren had to keep packing her vagina with giant swabs to prevent a new barrier from forming."

I think we're working backwards here folks.

11/6/2009 1:49:14 PM

I was gonna say, I'm surprised it just made it on here!

11/6/2009 1:49:38 PM

you have my attention

11/6/2009 1:49:38 PM

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"I think we're working backwards here folks."

[Edited on November 6, 2009 at 1:51 PM. Reason : although she's not exactly a looker]

11/6/2009 1:50:09 PM

ibuselesswithoutpics

11/6/2009 1:50:44 PM

LOOK AT THE TRICEPS ON THAT GIRL

11/6/2009 1:53:44 PM

Quote :

"ONE BIG VAGINA"

11/6/2009 1:54:52 PM

it's like a busted dr. cutty

11/6/2009 1:55:23 PM

Quote :

"GIANT SWABS"

11/6/2009 1:55:25 PM

Small vaginas are ftw.

11/6/2009 1:56:24 PM

so here's the thing

if you have 2 vaginas aren't there like 2 openings? or am i wrong here.

11/6/2009 1:58:10 PM

i meannn, you'd think so

and

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"it's like a busted dr. cutty "

lawlz..thought the same thing

11/6/2009 2:03:42 PM

well if it has 2 openings how did she or no one else ever notice something was awry down there?

11/6/2009 2:05:43 PM

maybe she had some big beef curtains or something so it wasn't like super obvious

11/6/2009 2:06:54 PM

11/6/2009 2:07:34 PM

on a postive note, she could save herself for marriage and still be a huge slut

11/6/2009 2:07:59 PM

maybe the septum was small and/or thin and she had no apparent labia on the septum.

11/6/2009 2:08:27 PM

hurray for socialized medicine!

11/6/2009 2:13:08 PM

almost the best thing on earth. right hardware, wrong body and face.

11/6/2009 2:13:57 PM

I want to see the picture of the two vaginas

11/6/2009 2:14:37 PM

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"none of my previous boyfriends had either"

SLUT

11/6/2009 2:15:09 PM

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"on a postive note, she could save herself for marriage and still be a huge slut"

LOL

11/6/2009 2:47:09 PM

wow. she had to have a REFERRAL to see an gyn? how's that for the fantastic results of socialized medicine?

11/6/2009 3:09:57 PM

I thought this was going to reference a Tucker Max story

11/6/2009 3:52:15 PM

She could have had a good run in porn

also lol@ the OMG SOCIALIZED MEDICINE peckerwoods in this thread ahahahahahah you guys never cease to entertain

11/6/2009 3:55:12 PM

just think about it, though. Have you ever heard of someone needing a referral to see a gynecologist? It's one thing to seek one. It's entirely another to need one

11/6/2009 3:57:37 PM

^what?

11/6/2009 4:02:46 PM

IT RLY MAKES U THINK

*strokes chin and listens to AM 680*

11/6/2009 4:02:59 PM

Rush has you guys scared stupid.

11/6/2009 4:04:25 PM

First off, Rush wasn't on today. It was Mark Stein and I enjoy listening to him more than Rush

To be clear, I heard about this from Mark Stien's broadcast today on Rush's show. It was a big joke about how in some countries they're proposing the idea of paying lower income class families to not have kids. He then went on to say would they have to pay Lauren Williams twice that amount because she has two vaginas, cervexes, and uteruses? He had me rollin'

[Edited on November 6, 2009 at 4:11 PM. Reason : -]

11/6/2009 4:08:06 PM

http://www.abc15.com/news/local/story/Scalpel-left-in-hand-after-surgery/eV1Ffj6kAUCd_VL2A5Senw.cspx

oh my gawrsh

11/6/2009 4:32:41 PM

^ whats that have to do with this?
but damn that sounds like it could cause some pain.

11/6/2009 4:40:29 PM

pics yet?

11/6/2009 6:48:07 PM

srsly where r pics lol

11/6/2009 7:43:33 PM

^TWO BIG CEMENT TAMPONS

11/6/2009 7:48:50 PM

twice the hatchet wounds sounds kinda unappealing.

11/6/2009 7:49:17 PM

maybe... maybe not...

11/6/2009 7:49:38 PM

i disagree

11/6/2009 7:50:07 PM

don't knock it till you rock it, k brah?

[Edited on November 6, 2009 at 7:52 PM. Reason : l]

11/6/2009 7:52:10 PM

what are you gonna do, fist one and fuck the other?

11/6/2009 7:53:23 PM

yeh, probably

11/6/2009 7:53:47 PM

classy.

11/6/2009 7:54:38 PM

11/6/2009 10:48:35 PM

it could work. there is a time and place for everything.

11/6/2009 11:06:21 PM

breaking news: i have two peni

11/7/2009 12:16:51 AM

You should probably get them merged into one big penis instead of two small ones.

11/7/2009 12:24:25 AM

I'm holding out for the girl with 50 vaginas

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11/7/2009 12:27:49 AM

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11/7/2009 12:35:05 AM

Quote :

""The vagina I was using was half the size of a normal one.""

11/7/2009 12:36:58 AM

the odd thing is people in europe generally seem proud of their freakish attributes. lol remember when that 8yr old fathered a baby. it was like someone freed the slaves again on friggin BBC

11/7/2009 6:02:36 AM