seriously

I think, therefore I am?

give me a fucking break

11/7/2009 8:32:09 PM

your mom needs a fucking break

11/7/2009 8:32:32 PM

well, stop fucking paying her then

11/7/2009 8:32:59 PM

pay her? ahahha. everytime she wants me to pay, i offer to take her to the waffle house, where we go and have breakfast, and then I peel out of there lickity split, stiffing her with the bill and no ride home

11/7/2009 8:34:43 PM

and she did this multiple times?

that's very hard to believe

...

the first person coming in here with some Latin gets punched in the dick

[Edited on November 7, 2009 at 8:35 PM. Reason : .]

11/7/2009 8:34:43 PM

cogito ergo sum

11/7/2009 8:35:26 PM

DICK PUNCH for the poser

11/7/2009 8:36:03 PM

^^^typically follows a donkeypunch.... so she may still be a little fuzzy

11/7/2009 8:37:08 PM

your mother told me she loves you least of all

11/7/2009 8:38:33 PM