maybe you saw me doing the jig on western and dan allen last night at 2:15am

stupid registration expired

11/8/2009 9:08:04 AM

i never was given the chance at a sobriety test.... then again I was under 21

11/8/2009 9:12:11 AM

Congrats!

11/8/2009 9:14:33 AM

sobriety tests aren't in your best interest

11/8/2009 9:36:49 AM

did you have anything to drink at all?

11/8/2009 9:38:48 AM

lucky you

11/8/2009 9:43:09 AM

son, your registration has expired...i think you bring drunk has something to do with it...

11/8/2009 9:58:14 AM

11/8/2009 10:57:16 AM

i was more embarrassed than anything, i was shaking like a mother just from the fact that i was freezing and having to do a sobriety test is naturally unnerving but at least he was laughing at my jokes

11/8/2009 11:10:27 AM

did you have ANYTHING to drinki? and congrats...those test are designed for failure

11/8/2009 11:11:14 AM

yes there was at least a drop of alcohol in my system, i would have passed a breathalyzer i'd bet, and i realize everyone in the world who gets pulled over for a dui says this but I wouldn't have gotten in the car if i didnt think i had 100% of my facilities. im applying to law school and im unemployed so i have to be smart about these things. i was at fosters (first time there) and its the easiest place ive ever seen to catch a cab so i really did plan to stop drinking early on in the night so that i could leave at 2 in my own car.

11/8/2009 11:27:14 AM

i wasn't looking to troll....just wondering if you had had a few and knew you were under the limit

11/8/2009 11:29:31 AM

no i know i just realize how often someone who drinks and drives says "im ok to drive" when they're clearly not

i dont even drink that often, it's probably been at least 2 months since ive touched alcohol so im very conscious about when and how much

good news is he said the registration citation will most likely get dropped if i take care of it before the court date, but he said i cant take care of it beforehand which im sure means theres some court fee they want to hold onto for dear life

11/8/2009 11:36:17 AM

they will drop it if you bring the paperwork in

if its one of those that your time to appear is a range like 7:45-3:30 then basically you just walk in, go up to a desk, and the da will toss the ticket

11/8/2009 11:38:10 AM

^ yup. I had to do the same thing last month.

11/8/2009 11:39:17 AM

yep.. i was in court in chatham county last week for something else but they had someone literally walking down the line of ppl (yes, a line, they didnt even have a real courtroom..) asking if it was registration related. if it was and you had proof you fixed whatever was wrong they dropped it on the spot

11/8/2009 11:49:52 AM

oh nice. seems like something i could do and walk in before dec. 9th at 7am but whatever, as long as its dropped.

11/8/2009 1:14:03 PM

its been stated but yes, bring the updated registration paperwork into court, show it to the da, case dropped

now i havent tested this out, but you could try bringing it into the clerk of courts sometime before your court date and see if they'll take care of it, wont guarantee that they can, but its worth a try

the clerk of courts are pretty much the only people in the whole courthouse that have a clue as to whats going on

[Edited on November 8, 2009 at 1:52 PM. Reason : .]

11/8/2009 1:50:48 PM

lol just got pulled for the same exact thing

this conversation took 10 sec
"license please"
"here you go i got pulled 6 days ago for the registration"
"do you have the ticket"
"no"
"we dont have a way to tell, but get it taken care of and have a nice night"
"thanks"

so PROTIP, if you get pulled for a registration just say you already have the ticket at home and hope he doesnt write a ticket

11/14/2009 11:46:16 PM

PROTIP #2: if you're going to drive drunk make sure you keep your registration current

11/15/2009 12:06:51 AM

Quote :

"I wouldn't have gotten in the car if i didnt think i had 100% of my facilities."

here's where I started to question the honesty of your story

11/15/2009 12:21:57 AM

and i was dishonest how? the police agreed i was fine to drive

11/15/2009 12:46:29 AM

yeah thats what i was talking about

11/15/2009 1:05:14 AM

oh ok, you just wanted to post that you doubted my true story

11/15/2009 1:32:01 AM

i read this as ThatGoodCock

11/15/2009 1:35:41 AM

faculties, not facilities, but whatev.

11/15/2009 1:37:38 AM

lol

i honestly thought that was the phrase

then again i thought ballyball was a sport until like highschool and found out it had a v

11/15/2009 1:40:55 AM

No, seriously, wait a fucking second.

You're applying to law school and you seriously thought "facilities?"

Jesus Christ.

YOU HAVE FACULTIES, NOT FACILITIES.

You can go dictionary.com that shit and try to argue facilities, but we all know you meant faculties.

FACULTIES, FACULTIES, FACULTIES.



(I'm angry at people applying to graduate school who I perceive to be dumber and more capable/confident than I am.)

[Edited on November 15, 2009 at 1:43 AM. Reason : ]

11/15/2009 1:42:06 AM

11/15/2009 1:42:28 AM

you mad?

11/15/2009 1:49:32 AM

Protip #3: Fix your fucking registration.

11/15/2009 1:53:18 AM

protip #4 - remember to be perfect itt

11/15/2009 1:54:03 AM

I am very mad.

Seriously though, I made that response before you responded with your "lol i honestly..."

I tried to edit to be more friendly...

But I'm jealous so yeah.

11/15/2009 2:05:39 AM

lol this could be good

11/15/2009 2:07:08 AM

No, nothing good (as in juicy).

This ThatGoodLock guy is awesome.

[Edited on November 15, 2009 at 2:11 AM. Reason : AWESOME!]

11/15/2009 2:10:32 AM

Protip #whatever:

Never get into to the car with GrumpyGOP. He will get pulled and ticketed no matter what he is doing. First ticket I ever got was driving home from church, in church clothes, with a fucking Bible in the seat next to me.

11/15/2009 2:11:21 AM

youre black arent you

11/15/2009 2:12:10 AM

as the night itself

11/15/2009 2:12:50 AM

I'm white and I've gotten a ticket every single time I've been pulled over. Every time. I have the worst luck ever. I got pulled once for speeding and tailgating, and the cop said he knew I was speeding because the guy in front of me was definitely going the speed limit.

FML.

11/15/2009 4:01:01 AM

^that makes no sense. if you were tailgating a guy going the speed limit, then you would HAVE to be going to speed limit too.

11/15/2009 8:41:45 AM

^ Of course it doesn't make any sense. The cops that pull you over for speeding and aren't working on real crimes are some of the most ignorant working people in the class. For the most part, cops are just idiots, and look at the logic the dumbfucks who pull you over use.

11/15/2009 9:32:12 AM

^^Exactly.

I asked him how that made sense and his response was "ummm... well... just wait here son, I'll be right back." He comes back with a ticket for speeding.

11/15/2009 11:15:57 AM

I've only gotted pulled over for speeding once, and I got a ticket. I've gotten pulled over twice for not having working break lights. Both times I was just told to get them fixed. I tried to get them fixed but it turns out my car was just fucked up anyway. The only way they would work was if I would hold my head a certain way a hum a perfect C# while hitting the breaks.

11/15/2009 11:21:37 AM

don't blame the cops. they're just doing their job. traffic tickets are a cash cow and their superiors tell them to milk it.

[Edited on November 15, 2009 at 11:25 AM. Reason : root of all evil sons]

11/15/2009 11:24:16 AM

Quote :

"its been stated but yes, bring the updated registration paperwork into court, show it to the da, case dropped now i havent tested this out, but you could try bringing it into the clerk of courts sometime before your court date and see if they'll take care of it, wont guarantee that they can, but its worth a try "

most times they will drop it, but sometimes they wont. especially if you got another charge with it.

only an attorney can go and handle a case before the court date.

11/15/2009 11:45:37 AM

so i got up extra early so i could be first in line or whatever and I get in there and there's literally noone but security there yet (7:15ish) so I go up to the second floor and wait around for like 10 min and realize noone is lining up so I head back downstairs and suddenly theres a line of 100 people for traffic court where there was noone before, lol

but i got it dropped AND the DA was a guy I knew from App State so I said whats up i'm going to law school as well and he said let me get you to talk to some people and says he is a recruiter for Carolina (my #1 choice) so all in all it was totally worth it to get pulled at 2am for suspicion of drunk driving and get ticketed for expired registration

12/9/2009 8:38:30 AM

Quote :

"YOU BRING DRUNK"

12/9/2009 11:23:17 AM

COOL STORY, BRO!

12/9/2009 11:55:31 AM

My senior year at NCSU, I passed more sobriety tests than Biochemistry tests.

12/9/2009 11:56:35 AM

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12/9/2009 12:05:30 PM