My good friend just engaged himself to this:

and no she isn't nice or smart, shes dumb as fuck and a bitch.
and that picture is the best I've seen her look
and this guy has dated some fine women, who sometimes laughed or said something interesting
And no, we didn't go huffing paint the night before he proposed.

BTW, he's a friend here in Wisconsin, he hasn't heard of TWW obviously.

[Edited on November 9, 2009 at 1:14 PM. Reason : pic]

11/9/2009 1:14:08 PM

you're shallow

11/9/2009 1:15:14 PM

For one, their photographer sucks.

That's all.

11/9/2009 1:15:23 PM

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"you're shallow"

haha, maybe.

11/9/2009 1:15:57 PM

Lucky catch for her.

11/9/2009 1:16:17 PM

but, shallowness aside

she does look pretty terrible

11/9/2009 1:16:40 PM

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"Lucky catch for her."

i've often thought that about myself actually

11/9/2009 1:16:53 PM

As his friend, you owe him an intervention.

11/9/2009 1:17:13 PM

She probably sucks his dick on the reg.


Not a very good reason for marriage though

11/9/2009 1:17:14 PM

wisconsin

11/9/2009 1:17:22 PM

she must give incredible felatio

11/9/2009 1:17:40 PM

Buzz's girlfriend...woof

11/9/2009 1:17:58 PM

is she from money?

11/9/2009 1:19:10 PM

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"and no she isn't nice or smart, shes dumb as fuck and a bitch."

and she's more than likely going to breed with him.

11/9/2009 1:19:26 PM

why buy the cow when... nevermind just dont buy the cow

11/9/2009 1:20:22 PM

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"She probably sucks his dick on the reg."

I speculated this too. But unless she's seriously wearing a prude mask I doubt it. But regardless, there are women that aren't snooty bitches that do that too, even ones that look ok.

11/9/2009 1:21:42 PM

True, but it might be the best he has ever had. That or she likes it in teh butt.

11/9/2009 1:23:12 PM

Sucks for that guy.

There's gotta be something you don't know about that is causing this to happen.

11/9/2009 1:26:31 PM

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"There's gotta be something you don't know about that is causing this to happen."

Right, cuz there's absolutely no reason the guy would marry a woman who isn't good looking by TWW standards.

11/9/2009 1:27:46 PM

Well, hes always been a sucker for charity cases. He's a special needs care provider. That could have something to do with it.

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"is she from money?"

She got fired from a trophy shop because she couldn't glue plastic plaques on trophies right. So, maybe.

11/9/2009 1:28:36 PM

^^

Easy there. He said she was a dumb bitch too.

[Edited on November 9, 2009 at 1:29 PM. Reason : .]

11/9/2009 1:28:53 PM

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"There's gotta be something you don't know about that is causing this to happen. "

I sure hope so

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"Right, cuz there's absolutely no reason the guy would marry a woman who isn't good looking by TWW standards. "

Dude, he's addressed the most plausible rationale. So, like jbrick said: hopefully there's something OP doesn't know that redeems this chick.

[Edited on November 9, 2009 at 1:31 PM. Reason : es]

11/9/2009 1:29:02 PM

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"He's a special needs care provider."

Ding, ding. We have a winner.

He's looking for a life-long "project". looks like he got one.

11/9/2009 1:29:46 PM

he probably hooked up with her for what he thought was going to be a one time thing. then she got clingy super fast. next thing he knew they were a relationship and he felt bad because he literally was her world.

i speak here from experience.

but i eventually bailed.

11/9/2009 1:30:02 PM

so why is he already wearing a wedding ring in this picture?

11/9/2009 1:30:20 PM

They sent that out with their engagement announcement. I hadn't noticed the ring.

11/9/2009 1:31:39 PM

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"He said she was a dumb bitch too."

Absolutely. To each his own as far as beauty goes, but i hate seeing people end up with bitches /assholes.

11/9/2009 1:31:56 PM

^ to be fair that part is an opinion of mine and his other friends. and since her Bitch type is Bossy/Emasculating/Chases your friends away, we may be biased.

11/9/2009 1:33:40 PM

that's pretty fucking rough

and he's a good looking guy

...

is he gay?

I know that this is 2009... but it's still possible to be in the closet... i think... maybe...

...

you need to talk to him, even if it means threatening your friendship

...

btw, I've seen this before, we've all see this before

where the guy is way better looking than the girls he's with... it's strange

[Edited on November 9, 2009 at 1:37 PM. Reason : .]

11/9/2009 1:35:29 PM

but, shallowness aside

she does look pretty terrible

11/9/2009 1:37:01 PM

this is like

an extreme case

...

oh, I know

did she get chubs?

like did she use to be 40 pounds lighter or something?

that might explain it

[Edited on November 9, 2009 at 1:38 PM. Reason : .]

11/9/2009 1:37:25 PM

who thought it'd be a good idea to take a picture without shoes on?

11/9/2009 1:38:12 PM

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"he probably hooked up with her for what he thought was going to be a one time thing. then she got clingy super fast. next thing he knew they were a relationship and he felt bad because he literally was her world. i speak here from experience. but i eventually bailed."

Same thing happened to me, except I fixed her, so now she's hot, but she is still ugly to the bone, so I bailed as well.

Everyone keeps talking about her, but I think the underlying reason, is him.

11/9/2009 1:39:25 PM

This...this, is horrible.

[Edited on November 9, 2009 at 1:41 PM. Reason : pic]

11/9/2009 1:39:59 PM

^^^that's what I was thinking

nice socks buddy

[Edited on November 9, 2009 at 1:41 PM. Reason : .]

11/9/2009 1:41:19 PM

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"is he gay? I know that this is 2009... but it's still possible to be in the closet... i think... maybe... "

That was my initial thought.

11/9/2009 1:41:30 PM

but it so hard to believe

I mean, there are communities

and even the most bigoted amongst us are like 10 times better than what they would of been like 20 years ago

11/9/2009 1:42:37 PM

for the love of God, seriously people?

love isn't just about good looks! if you're that shallow and you rely that much on someone's outer appearance, then you're all going to die miserable and alone. or, you'll marry a gorgeous person and ultimately die with an old hag on your arm because looks fade with time.

i'm not saying you shouldn't find someone you're attracted to, but you people seriously put way too much weight on physical appearances. there's a reason there are only 20 supermodels.

they probably have a lot in common, make each other laugh, finish each other's sentences, and are otherwise the best of friends. and that kinda thing far outweighs appearances.

11/9/2009 1:45:04 PM

HAVE YOU LOOKED AT THE FUCKING PICTURE

11/9/2009 1:45:37 PM

But he said she isn't nice or smart either.

11/9/2009 1:46:14 PM

it makes the bashing really easy

...

and besides, if the chick ain't cool most guys won't stick around

they even have a poster about it

[Edited on November 9, 2009 at 1:47 PM. Reason : .]

11/9/2009 1:46:47 PM

while I agree that looks aren't everything... physical attraction is important in a life-long relationship, especially if you want to procreate. not to mention, it's already been said that she's a dumb bitch....

[Edited on November 9, 2009 at 1:47 PM. Reason : .]

11/9/2009 1:47:07 PM

i don't think I could love an ugly person as much

just sayin

11/9/2009 1:47:08 PM

she's not ugly!!!!!!!!!!! she's got glasses, so what? i don't see what is so bad about her. she's not a super model, but she's not a dog.

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"But he said she isn't nice or smart either."

he's just mad because his friend has fallen in love and isn't hanging with the guys as much. i'm sure buck's friends thought i was a bitch the first year we were dating cuz he spent so much time with me.

[Edited on November 9, 2009 at 1:48 PM. Reason : .]

11/9/2009 1:47:35 PM

a) she chubby as a mofo

b) she's a hot mess

11/9/2009 1:48:23 PM

Why is he wearing SOCKS?

11/9/2009 1:48:39 PM

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"she's not ugly!!!!!!!!!!!"

This statement is false

11/9/2009 1:49:33 PM

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"i'm sure buck's friends thought i was a bitch the first year we were dating cuz he spent so much time with me."

Buck's friends have always known that he's not always Mr. Social. That's Clint's job. If anything, I think my bro spends more time w/his friends now that you're around. Thus, you're much appreciated.

11/9/2009 1:50:05 PM

yeah man

she definitely a "oh my god, what the fuck happened last night"

11/9/2009 1:50:15 PM

^^^^i think its supposed to go with the whole casual, easy going vibe of the picture

[Edited on November 9, 2009 at 1:51 PM. Reason : 4]

11/9/2009 1:50:39 PM