its been a long time since i've went to a dentist, what should i expect?
What else can i get done while at the dentist? do they do shaves or facial massages?

11/9/2009 6:46:18 PM

get a grill

11/9/2009 6:46:51 PM

try not to get a boner

11/9/2009 6:47:36 PM

i think them jabbing spears in my mouth will keep me from getting a bober

11/9/2009 6:56:35 PM

I would expect some cavities

11/9/2009 6:59:32 PM

i hate the dentist

i think i'd rather go to the gyno

its a toss up really

11/9/2009 7:00:10 PM

did they find any cavities at your last gyno visit?

11/9/2009 7:04:34 PM

nah but i got a pretty good feel up

11/9/2009 7:05:38 PM

vaginas are one place you should have at least 1 cavity

11/9/2009 7:07:36 PM

i really, really enjoy going to the dentist

11/9/2009 7:30:43 PM

i'd rather have an abortion at 26 weeks!!1

11/9/2009 7:35:13 PM

im nnot a fan of the dentist, and dentists don't really seem to like me either. at least the one in raleigh was nice to me about it. they rx'd me ativan to take the night before and an hour before the appointment, and kindly told me that the next time i come in they will have the equipment to gas me. there's something about the constant gagging and barely being able to keep myself from smacking their hands that some dentists just don't like. also, the panic attacks are not so fun.

11/9/2009 7:48:06 PM

Dentists suck! I hate that toothpaste tool they use, makes my teeth feel weeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiird!!

11/9/2009 8:22:17 PM

I LOVE THE DENTIST!

11/9/2009 8:24:56 PM

i have 5 to 10 cavities, all over the place
i though i was just fine, brushing once a day, flossing once a year
now apparently i'll have metal all over my mouth, hopefully it doesnt sparkle

11/11/2009 2:35:15 PM

i wonder if some dentists just dont know what they are doing at all

11/11/2009 2:36:40 PM

well lets just say theres a conflict of interest considering how much money they get for filling cavities

11/11/2009 2:44:06 PM

^^^holy shit man

When I was out of college I didn't go to the dentist for a few years (I think 3). When I finally got my ass back in there I was worried what was gonna turn up...


Nothing. No cavities, no issues at all.

11/11/2009 2:45:51 PM

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"brushing once a day, flossing once a year"

haha gross

11/11/2009 2:54:14 PM

^^these aren't your grandparents cavities, they are small little cavities that are on top and mostly the sides of the teeth
i saw them on the x-ray they are barely noticable but appartenly he has to drill and fill them anyways

11/11/2009 3:10:45 PM

So you're saying you were bamboozled out of some $$$ over fake cavities???

I'm no expert on cavities though...never had one.

11/11/2009 3:18:42 PM

i have to go back to get 'em filled
i will in the mean time get a second opinion from Dr. wikipedia

11/11/2009 3:22:09 PM

wait til you get cavities between your teeth -- those really suck

11/11/2009 5:34:56 PM

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on my way now

1/29/2010 9:13:01 AM

try not to suck anymore dick while you're on the way

1/29/2010 9:18:54 AM

and we're gonna get married. and we're gonna get laftaed at.

1/29/2010 9:21:23 AM

1/29/2010 3:08:42 PM

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"vaginas are one place you should have at least 1 cavity"

ITT: lafta sets himself up for a joke

1/29/2010 3:18:53 PM