she wanted run loose outside, i opened the door and she ran outshe was back in like 12 seconds beating on the door
11/10/2009 10:04:25 PM
I don't get it. Why did she want in so bad?
11/10/2009 10:22:28 PM
its pouring rain, she thought she had outsmarted me by running out
11/11/2009 8:27:27 AM
she outsmarted herself
11/11/2009 8:28:42 AM
wow - you outsmarted an aminal that has an average IQ of 12.
11/11/2009 8:36:19 AM
SO TUFF
11/11/2009 8:44:28 AM
11/11/2009 8:51:18 AM
Your dog is not amused, expect a present in your bed later.
11/11/2009 8:55:13 AM
another reason big dogs FTWmine haven't been out since round 8 last night and i would be doubtful that they will be going outside anytime before late afternoon. Big dogs gots big bladders
11/11/2009 9:24:28 AM
11/11/2009 9:27:04 AM
http://www.ijustpwntedmydog.com
11/11/2009 9:37:36 AM
I would not have let her back in.I generally wish both of my dogs would run away and never come back. Therefore, I can leave all of our doors wide open, and neither dog will go beyond our yard. First world problems over here.
11/11/2009 9:39:31 AM
11/11/2009 10:57:25 AM
Your shitty dog hasn't even made an appearance today yet... must be depressed from the rain.
11/11/2009 11:02:09 AM
i think it mostly has to do with people babying smaller dogs, taking them out ever 3-4 hours or letting them use those disgusting wee-pads, so thats what they get used too. People tend to not baby larger dogs as much, they get used to holding it longer
11/11/2009 11:03:13 AM
I farted on my girlfriend's dog the other day. Right in her face.
11/11/2009 11:03:54 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLkTNhFiJU0
11/11/2009 11:06:59 AM
^^^^more like he's depressed b/c I'm not there!
11/11/2009 12:42:12 PM
you have a retarded dog
11/11/2009 1:32:55 PM
I read this as "just pwntectomy'd my dog"WHAT IS A PWNTECTOMY?
11/11/2009 1:35:05 PM
11/11/2009 1:38:27 PM
my dog had to piss like every hour, cause it drank 5 damn bowls of water a day
11/11/2009 1:42:51 PM
My 6lb dog can go only twice a day... BEAT THAT FUCKERS
11/11/2009 1:44:04 PM
thats not a dog, its a small mexican rat
11/11/2009 1:44:56 PM
srsly.
11/11/2009 1:46:13 PM
my dog lives outside and never has to be let out
11/11/2009 1:46:14 PM
my dog can eat your dog
11/11/2009 1:47:16 PM
for the longest time, my dog didn't crap but once every 2-3 days...when i started dating my fiancée and her dog and mine started hanging out together, she started pooping more regularly
11/11/2009 1:49:00 PM
mollie peed in the floorguess she pwnted me back
11/11/2009 1:49:54 PM
dog revenge is the worst
11/11/2009 4:21:03 PM
i dont think she was revenging mei think she has been holding it cuz she hates the rain
11/11/2009 5:16:04 PM