before you get in it ftw

If i just washed the sheets and they're still warm from the dryer then i always febreeze that shit to make tiny little ice crystals to fuck with my body's temperature

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11/12/2009 12:55:41 AM

Does it help you sleep? lol

11/12/2009 12:56:24 AM

hell no but that shit feels cold as shit for like 20 seconds and smells terrible

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11/12/2009 12:59:07 AM

aha, is it a "woah" cold or a "WHAT THE FUCK!?!?" cold?

11/12/2009 1:00:05 AM

thats directly proportional to whether or not you spray enough for it to smell like ass

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[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 1:00 AM. Reason : and the line is very thin.]

11/12/2009 1:00:36 AM

Haha well now you've got me curious. I'm gonna have to try this in the near future.

11/12/2009 1:07:06 AM

[NO]

11/12/2009 1:19:38 AM

Maybe you shouldn't fart in bed so much that it gets embedded your sheets to need febreezing.
Those ice crystals, are really finely misted poop crystals that come from excessive farts.

11/12/2009 2:12:24 AM

I read this as Freebasing a bird and then Freezing a bird

neither are correct

11/12/2009 2:19:58 AM

^

11/12/2009 2:20:45 AM