11/13/2009 9:04:47 PM

haha

11/13/2009 9:04:59 PM

what u gonna do

11/13/2009 9:05:25 PM

no laughing here

these statistical fuckups SUCK

SUCK SO HARD

sorry man, hope it works out

11/13/2009 9:05:50 PM

WHAT THE FUCK does that have to do with STATISTICS?

11/13/2009 9:07:19 PM

you do something enough times

you're going to fuck up eventually

including leaving your house, or your car

11/13/2009 9:08:20 PM

Str8BacardiL PWNT, stay home.



oh, wait...

11/13/2009 9:09:25 PM

I once estimated the error rate of chewing (biting your tongue).

I got about 1 in 100,000 chews.

11/13/2009 9:09:25 PM

Pwnt

11/13/2009 9:09:34 PM

how about leaving your car running, in a handicapped spot with the windshield wipers on, and hitting the lock button on the door before walking to the ATM

11/13/2009 9:10:13 PM

My car has a happy little feature that prevents me from locking the doors when the key is in the ignition. That's saved me a few times.

[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 9:15 PM. Reason : .]

11/13/2009 9:15:28 PM

^^how about FAIL?

[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 9:16 PM. Reason : w]

11/13/2009 9:16:11 PM

Locking yourself out of the house is not a statistical inevitability and it's fucking stupid to suggest otherwise.

11/13/2009 9:50:50 PM

i suggest you put a spare somewhere outside that no one else would ever think to even check.

a hide-a-key rock is not the same thing though as it is very obvious and you will get robbed.

11/13/2009 10:40:51 PM

"hmmm, Im locked out.....I think Ill post on TWW"

11/13/2009 11:11:14 PM

yea definitely put a spare outside your house and taped underneath you bumper on you car somewhere you can't see you just know it's there.

11/13/2009 11:16:47 PM

I make mistakes, I'm just curious how this happens. Most exterior doors on homes don't lock themselves when you close them. You can lock a car door from the inside, then close it and be locked out, but every place I've ever lived you needed the key to lock the door from the outside.

11/13/2009 11:20:37 PM

the first year or 2 that i lived at u-woods, you had a chuck knob lock and a deadbolt

i locked myself out via knob a few times, but my VIC card got me right back in

11/13/2009 11:24:17 PM

i used a AAA card to get into TDs across the street dailyto play COD:4 while I was unemployed 2 years ago. I'm sure your locks are similar if you need assistance.

11/13/2009 11:37:58 PM

on Kaplan?

11/13/2009 11:43:16 PM

Its a good thing I have a smartphone........so I can post on TWW when I am locked out and/or on the toilet.

11/14/2009 12:06:07 AM

Quote :

"but my VIC card got me right back in"

i, too, have been saved in the past by my vic card.

my new place only has a deadbolt though, so i can't lock it unless i already have the key

11/14/2009 12:37:37 AM

I hope you get in soon. I have some magazine holders on my porch at the other end of Kaplan if that helps in any way.

11/14/2009 1:27:26 AM

Quote :

"how about leaving your car running, in a handicapped spot with the windshield wipers on, and hitting the lock button on the door before walking to the ATM"

if you had a nice car it wouldn't have locked with the car running...

go ahead and admit you hit that manual lock on the way out of the car

11/14/2009 4:32:37 AM

did your dog pwnt you this time?

11/14/2009 4:34:02 AM

Str8FaiL

11/14/2009 6:33:17 AM