ewww u nasty

11/15/2009 10:16:25 PM

I've found that it's much easier, and much more sanitary to stare at the page in an intimidating fashion, until it turns itself.

11/15/2009 10:17:39 PM

great thread.

11/15/2009 10:19:08 PM

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11/15/2009 10:35:18 PM

that's disgusting

11/15/2009 10:36:19 PM

get a Kindle or a Nook and press a button instead. it's the goddamn 21st century, just a hovercar instead of a horse and buggy.

11/15/2009 10:37:11 PM

the pages of my playboy magazines just accumulate a certain level of 'stickiness' after a while...

11/15/2009 10:37:29 PM

tastes just like raisins?

11/15/2009 10:37:59 PM

turn the page when you tug on qntmfred's wienkie?

[Edited on November 15, 2009 at 10:59 PM. Reason : /]

11/15/2009 10:59:00 PM

i just click next>

11/15/2009 11:00:10 PM

i think they have these thingys you can wear on your finger to help with page turning. for the serious readers out there

11/15/2009 11:01:23 PM

I am guilty of this

11/15/2009 11:01:51 PM

i predict that when we finally get brain implants that allow us to read books directly from the internet, people will still lick their finger and wipe their forehead or something. kinda like how people still point at their wrist to ask what time it is, even though nobody wears watches anymore

11/15/2009 11:03:18 PM

My hands have been getting dry lately. So sometimes I find myself doing this at work

11/15/2009 11:03:32 PM

Quote :

"nobody wears watches anymore"

wat?

11/15/2009 11:06:16 PM

mmm, sweet lemonade

11/15/2009 11:14:31 PM

^^ look don't ask questions, just do it ok

11/15/2009 11:15:24 PM

I haven't seen anyone do that in like 20 years

11/15/2009 11:15:34 PM

OMG

the admin at my office licks her finger before touching EVERY PAGE when going through the stuff that's on the printer. OMGOMGOMG like, it'll leave little yellowish-brown spots in the corners!

i've gotten to the point that i will wait for her to leave and print my stuff again

11/15/2009 11:16:20 PM

I've never been unable to turn a page using dry fingers. I will never understand why people do that.

[Edited on November 15, 2009 at 11:39 PM. Reason : .]

11/15/2009 11:39:16 PM

11/15/2009 11:47:10 PM

11/16/2009 12:11:53 AM

This reminds me of old teachers in elementary school. They always do this.

11/16/2009 9:30:02 AM

^^^My mom used to use that stuff like crazy when she worked at the bank years and years ago

[Edited on November 16, 2009 at 9:36 AM. Reason : sortkwik]

11/16/2009 9:35:30 AM

it smells weird

sorta like garlic and something else

11/16/2009 9:37:20 AM

^what off brand you using? Smells like a light candy scent.

11/16/2009 9:40:28 AM

It was the same exact one that's shown in that package, and it smells nothing like candy unless there are different varieties. I've used several and they all smelled like that.

11/16/2009 9:42:07 AM

i thought it stunk, but not like anything in particular. then again, i haven't been around that product since i was like 7

11/16/2009 9:45:58 AM

this shit is VILE.

when another teacher (usually the older ones) do this and try to hand me a paper, I tell them to "send it via email" instead.

11/16/2009 10:09:09 AM

I used to just kiss my fingers.

11/16/2009 4:08:24 PM

all my friends make fun of me for that. i lick the shit out of my fingers

11/16/2009 4:10:03 PM