inspired by people jumping in front of trains.

i think i would go co2 in a car while trying to OD on some crack or something

11/16/2009 10:32:15 PM

i usually post this every time this thread is made

11/16/2009 10:32:57 PM

old age if i can manage it.

But supposing I wanted to do it, I suppose I would try to make some use of it.

11/16/2009 10:33:15 PM

syringe full of air

also this thread is creepy

11/16/2009 10:33:29 PM

^^^crap, it has?

[Edited on November 16, 2009 at 10:35 PM. Reason : /]

11/16/2009 10:33:35 PM

Explosive decompression.

11/16/2009 10:33:51 PM

i think i have some of that going on inside me

11/16/2009 10:34:10 PM

it's usually made by guys though

11/16/2009 10:34:40 PM

its peanut butter jelly time

11/16/2009 10:36:00 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin

Quote :

"The first two steps had been completed and D4 was about to carry out step 3) when, for some reason, one of the tenders opened the clamp which resulted in explosive decompression of the chamber. A tremendous blast shot from the chamber through the trunk, pushing the bell away and hitting the two tenders. The tender who opened the clamp died, and the other was severely injured. Diver D4 was shot out through the small jammed hatch door opening, and was ripped apart. Subsequent investigation by forensic pathologists determined D4, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient, violently exploded due to the rapid and massive expansion of internal gases. All of his thoracic and abdominal organs, and even his thoracic spine were ejected, as were all of his limbs. Simultaneously, his remains were expelled through the narrow trunk opening left by the jammed chamber door, less than 60 centimeters (24 inches) in diameter. Fragments of his body were found scattered about the rig. One part was even found lying on the rig’s derrick, 10 meters (30 feet) directly above the chambers. His death was most likely instantaneous and painless."

11/16/2009 10:36:10 PM

11/16/2009 10:37:21 PM

People who jump in front of subway trains deserve a special place in hell.

FUCK YOU FOR SLOWING DOWN MY COMMUTE.
If I have to hear "We're stopped because of a police investigation ahead...." one more freaking time.

11/16/2009 10:39:03 PM

^ are you stuck in there? or just being annoying?

11/16/2009 10:39:45 PM

stuck dude...stuck

11/16/2009 10:40:19 PM

Quote :

"Diver D4 was shot out through the small jammed hatch door opening, and was ripped apart. Subsequent investigation by forensic pathologists determined D4, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient, violently exploded due to the rapid and massive expansion of internal gases. All of his thoracic and abdominal organs, and even his thoracic spine were ejected, as were all of his limbs. Simultaneously, his remains were expelled through the narrow trunk opening left by the jammed chamber door, less than 60 centimeters (24 inches) in diameter. Fragments of his body were found scattered about the rig. One part was even found lying on the rig’s derrick, 10 meters (30 feet) directly above the chambers. His death was most likely instantaneous and painless.""

My understanding is that tank crewmembers are killed in a similar fashion when most anti-tank weapons impact their vehicle...the overpressure blows them out of the vehicle through a couple inch wide hole.

11/16/2009 10:42:10 PM

If I accidently fall off one of our giant tractors (993, my line) at work, I am going to scream "double pits to chesty" right before I hit the ground.

11/16/2009 10:45:49 PM

yay death is fun

11/16/2009 10:49:25 PM

Quote :

"stuck dude...stuck"

in between stations???? that blows.

you'd think they'd reverse the trains to get people out. then at least you could cab it or something.

11/16/2009 10:50:40 PM

Monty Python did it best:

Quote :

"As punishment for telling sexist jokes ("the crime of first-degree making of gratuitous, sexist jokes in a moving picture"), criminal Arthur Charles Herbert Runcie MacAdam Jarrett (Graham Chapman) was offered execution by a method of his own choosing. He selected a mad dash-pursuit by a group of bare-chested women who would chase him off a cliff"

[Edited on November 16, 2009 at 11:45 PM. Reason : =]

11/16/2009 11:44:48 PM