Me!!!

11/23/2009 8:04:33 PM

Is this referring to the cucumber thread?

11/23/2009 8:05:01 PM

11/23/2009 8:05:02 PM

actually no, it's something my husband just said as a joke and i thought it was funnay

11/23/2009 8:05:27 PM

were you carrying a dildoe or something when someone asked you this question?

11/23/2009 8:05:41 PM

look i dont have to tell you how it came up

it just came up OK?!

11/23/2009 8:07:02 PM

That's what she said

11/23/2009 8:07:54 PM

THAT AIN'T WHAT SHE SAID OK

11/23/2009 8:08:38 PM

Quote :

"actually no, it's something my husband just said as a joke and i thought it was funnay"

so basically its guaranteed that not a single other person would understand the joke... are you drunk tonight or was your account hacked? you are acting very receivedeathish

11/23/2009 8:10:01 PM

ok, you were walking around naked and he said this in reference to your vagina hinting that he wanted some action.

11/23/2009 8:10:38 PM

it's not a one-person joke!!!

HER: Who do you plan on gettin' off with that?!?!?
(points at small penis)
HIM: Me!!!

11/23/2009 8:11:01 PM

I meant not a single other person aside from him

11/23/2009 8:11:33 PM

it's funny OK?!

11/23/2009 8:12:04 PM

I don't think your husband would appreciate you telling us all that he has a small penis.

11/23/2009 8:12:27 PM

Shannon, I know you've had this exact same conversation with your S.O. at least six or seven times.

11/23/2009 8:12:31 PM

HE DOESNT HAVE A SMALL PENIS

gah damn

11/23/2009 8:12:59 PM

being funny or not isnt the problem, if you had made a thread telling the whole story that would have been fine, but just cryptically posting like you did wasnt funny because no one could understand it

^^ they dont have conversations when knocked out on roofies



[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 8:13 PM. Reason : d]

11/23/2009 8:13:03 PM

am i seriously the only one who figured out what was being said?

i thought it was a common joke.

my bad.

DEERUNK.

11/23/2009 8:13:46 PM

Quote :

"HER: Who do you plan on gettin' off with that?!?!? (points at small penis) HIM: Me!!! "

Quote :

"HE DOESNT HAVE A SMALL PENIS gah damn"

ok, so there was a small penis in the room, and it wasn't his, but he was going to get off with it?

11/23/2009 8:15:02 PM

hahah no

it was a JOKE

ya know, ha ha funny joke?

meh, fuck that. i don't have to explain it to you limp-dicked-small-penis fucks.

11/23/2009 8:15:48 PM

it's a grower, not a shower.

11/23/2009 8:15:51 PM

This thread, it is terrible. </samir naganagnotgonnaworkhereanymoreanyway>

11/23/2009 8:16:44 PM

it's not terrible

11/23/2009 8:17:07 PM

She knows that telling everyone they have a small penis on this website results in a bunch of pictures of penises with rulers. So the real purpose of this thread is obvious. She's trying to make that happen without appearing to have wanted it to happen.

11/23/2009 8:18:13 PM

Quote :

"it's a grower, not a shower."

yeah, she probably wouldn't like getting peed on, dude*








*it's a bad joke, but this thread couldn't really be any stupider

11/23/2009 8:20:44 PM

SURPRISE! NOW IT ARE STUPIDER!

11/23/2009 8:23:49 PM

Quote :

"I don't think your husband would appreciate you telling us all that he has a small penis."

11/23/2009 10:16:04 PM