i will pay you $25 to wash all the dishes on my counter

11/24/2009 5:32:19 PM

i'll pay you $30 to do all my dishes

11/24/2009 5:32:55 PM

Shit, man...I'm down.

[Edited on November 24, 2009 at 5:33 PM. Reason : I love washing dishes.]

11/24/2009 5:33:03 PM

for $25 you could throw them away and buy a new set from walmart

11/24/2009 5:33:23 PM

some of the dishes hold sentimental value so replacing them is not an option

ambrosia gets the job

and i will pay her $35 because i know she hates me

11/24/2009 5:34:29 PM

now i wish i had money

11/24/2009 5:36:32 PM

11/24/2009 5:36:54 PM

i'll do it for $20!!!

11/24/2009 5:37:22 PM

i hate doing dishes

11/24/2009 5:37:29 PM

me too

11/24/2009 5:38:09 PM

dishes are my least favorite job ever. i have only ever washed dishes for two people other than myself. that's better than an "i love you" from me.

11/24/2009 5:38:23 PM

i forgot to mention that it smells like something died in the kitchen

11/24/2009 5:41:37 PM

i can wear one of those awesome hospital masks from when i was quarantined with swine flu

11/24/2009 5:43:53 PM

use one of these:

11/24/2009 5:44:39 PM

11/24/2009 5:46:20 PM

i did it myself

there were bugs

fucking bugs

hold me

11/25/2009 10:39:08 AM

Quote :

"some of the dishes hold sentimental value so replacing them is not an option "

what are they fucking elvis commemerative plates or some shit

11/25/2009 10:39:48 AM

thats pretty gross dude

11/25/2009 10:40:06 AM

Knock Knock
Who's there
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes the police!

11/25/2009 10:40:35 AM

Quote :

"what are they fucking elvis commemerative plates or some shit"

yes

that is exactly it

11/25/2009 10:42:28 AM

oic

carry on

11/25/2009 10:43:07 AM

lol I'd do dishes for money.

11/25/2009 10:43:48 AM

Quote :

"Knock Knock Who's there Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes the police!"

lol

11/25/2009 10:44:27 AM

your mom would do dishes for money

BURN

11/25/2009 10:44:27 AM

if only, your mom goes to college

11/25/2009 11:10:19 AM

I do dishes every damn night, and yes it does suck. The gf is a better cook than I am, so she usually cooks and I do the dishes. However, she enjoys cooking, and I hate doing dishes...sometimes I feel like I'm getting a bit of a raw deal there.

At least I get some good dinners out of it.

11/25/2009 11:10:58 AM