who has never done this before?

11/24/2009 8:26:57 PM

its called a shart

good job

11/24/2009 8:27:18 PM

oh it happens

but most of the time its when you are trying to fart and not shit yourself but you do anyway

at least for me

3 time in 23 years (not counting baby phase)

11/24/2009 8:28:02 PM

ew, caldwell bitch, you nasty

11/24/2009 8:28:35 PM

I believe the scientific term is sharting.

11/24/2009 8:29:12 PM

only has happened to me once

11/24/2009 8:29:17 PM

shart? Oh man that's terribly nasty. So you've all done it before? Do you do it daily?

11/24/2009 8:30:14 PM

sharting is usually and and ideally a rare occurrence

11/24/2009 8:31:08 PM

Never because I farted too hard but because I thought I had to fart but it was actually shit.

11/24/2009 8:31:53 PM

did you toss your undies when this happened?

11/24/2009 8:32:30 PM

well duh

i am a lady afterall

11/24/2009 8:32:51 PM

should've sold 'em in classifieds

[Edited on November 24, 2009 at 8:34 PM. Reason : sp]

11/24/2009 8:34:01 PM

happened to me when I had the norovirus


after almost a day of puking, shitting, puking, shitting, puking, shitting, etc.... I'm still not quite sure why I thought I would be safe to let an 'innocent' little fart slip out.

but I did. and I instantly regretted letting that one slip, as I felt a warm liquid sludge fill my butt crack and run down to the back of my scrote

it HURT MY PRIDE to even take my pants down once I made it to the bathroom

11/24/2009 8:34:14 PM

that's weird

11/24/2009 8:34:36 PM

your detail is on point

11/24/2009 8:35:03 PM

lol

11/24/2009 8:35:31 PM

11/24/2009 8:36:12 PM

all the fuckin time, especially after mexican, or an early morning cigarette

11/24/2009 8:36:25 PM

^^ oh man that can't be real

11/24/2009 8:36:56 PM

ew when i didn't nothing slid there wasn't really even anything in my pants

just a spot

11/24/2009 8:37:02 PM

it would be funny if you did it and check your underpanties and there was a huge log in there

11/24/2009 8:38:20 PM

unless you've lost all sensation in your asshole i DOUBT a secret log would pop out

but who knows

11/24/2009 8:38:58 PM

Never.

And that nasty human thing, 69, does it all the time


[Edited on November 24, 2009 at 8:39 PM. Reason : too late to the party, i see]

11/24/2009 8:39:25 PM

that's why it would be funny

11/24/2009 8:39:39 PM

i think usually when you shart it is more on the liquid than log side

11/24/2009 8:40:12 PM

i knew i was subscribing to the wrong newsletters.

11/24/2009 8:40:59 PM

11/24/2009 8:41:42 PM

yeah, most of the time its a little juice and you have to give it a good cheek to cheek wipe, it rarely even gets on my boxers, although i try to push farts way too hard, trying to add those extra few seconds on a 10-15 second long one

11/24/2009 8:42:51 PM

11/24/2009 8:43:28 PM

yeah it's fun to really try to make them audible

11/24/2009 8:43:54 PM

farting hard has nothing to do with shitting on youself and everything to do with you being a disgusting hobo

11/24/2009 9:11:01 PM

Fermat tells it like it is

11/24/2009 9:16:57 PM

11/24/2009 9:55:17 PM

^ I lol'd

11/24/2009 10:18:58 PM

11/25/2009 10:50:26 AM

I think that a shart is a homerun in fart baseball.....maybe a grand slam?

really though...its not worth it.

11/25/2009 10:59:26 AM

i once sharted while jumping rope

11/25/2009 11:06:41 AM