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11/27/2009 2:43:09 PM

the cynic in me is all like

I care why?

11/27/2009 2:44:24 PM

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

GO TWW ACTION NEWS GOPHER

^racist

[Edited on November 27, 2009 at 2:45 PM. Reason : ,]

11/27/2009 2:45:04 PM

[old]

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

11/27/2009 2:45:19 PM

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-bk-tiger-woods-accident,0,1369881.story

Quote :

"Woods, 33, pulled out of his driveway in the Isleworth community about 2:25 a.m. when he struck a fire hydrant, and then drove into a tree at his neighbor's property, FHP reported."

Kind of sounds like he was driving drunk, but it's hard to say at this point.

[Edited on November 27, 2009 at 2:46 PM. Reason : ]

11/27/2009 2:45:26 PM

At first I was all like



then I was all like

11/27/2009 2:47:15 PM

goodnight sweet prince

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

11/27/2009 2:47:29 PM

Oh I don't care either...just figured I'd make the first thread

11/27/2009 2:47:33 PM

I like the race baiting, that's fun.

It really has to do with the hatred of celebrity.

11/27/2009 2:48:34 PM

i mean, it's on cnn.com

11/27/2009 2:49:32 PM

nigga was crunk

11/27/2009 2:49:59 PM

never did like that black man

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

11/27/2009 2:51:14 PM

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/27/tiger-woods-injured-in-car-crash/

no alcohol. serious condition

11/27/2009 2:56:03 PM

nice placement in Chit Chat retard

11/27/2009 2:59:07 PM

how serious can you get hurt going < 33 mph in an escalade


assuming the airbags weren't defective


I read that a 33 mph speed is the minimum for airbags to deploy... vvv

[Edited on November 27, 2009 at 3:20 PM. Reason : ]

11/27/2009 3:02:02 PM

"ever since those people moved in the neighborhood..."

11/27/2009 3:04:09 PM

for shizzle

11/27/2009 3:06:20 PM

^^^

Quote :

"FHP told the Orlando Sentinel the airbags did not deploy"

[Edited on November 27, 2009 at 3:07 PM. Reason : .]

11/27/2009 3:06:30 PM

33 mph is way faster than what you think it is

cars give a complete illusion of security with respect to speed

...

I want to to run as fast as you can into something and see how you feel.

now understand that the fastest sprinter ever only goes something like 26 miles per hour (certainly you run much slower)

[Edited on November 27, 2009 at 3:09 PM. Reason : .]

11/27/2009 3:07:14 PM

Quote :

"nice placement in Chit Chat retard"

you found it didn't you, retard.

11/27/2009 3:07:48 PM

Love when I get my news from tww before my CNN breaking news email

11/27/2009 3:07:51 PM

^^ I didnt "find it" as in I wasnt in CC looking for a sports related thread because I am not a dumbfuck

11/27/2009 3:09:45 PM

Except this isn't a 'sports' related injury unless Tiger Woods is now Nascars first mixed race driver

Also, I only post in soccer related threads in sports talk so posting this there would mean I actually value your opinion.

but you still found it and managed to make yourself look like a complete tool in the process...well done there.

[Edited on November 27, 2009 at 3:13 PM. Reason : so what ARE you in CC looking for, e-game?]

11/27/2009 3:12:53 PM

good thing I never said sports related injury, I said sports related thread, sports, that thing that Tiger Woods is know for... hes not an accountant. God damn you are stupid bastard. Soccer threads, imagine that.

yeah, thats all CC is for, egame... couldnt possibly be the thread I made 2 lines down or the countless other reasons to be in CC. One of the few things I wouldnt look for in here?? sports

[Edited on November 27, 2009 at 3:16 PM. Reason : d]

11/27/2009 3:14:38 PM

Everyone knows that no one is allowed to make Sports Talk threads anyway.

11/27/2009 3:14:54 PM

^^Well done again, dumbfuck.

[Edited on November 27, 2009 at 3:15 PM. Reason : Golf is hardly a sport, douchebag.]

11/27/2009 3:15:14 PM

this should not just be a sports talk thread, stuff like this is general news and information

11/27/2009 3:18:11 PM

just because an athlete is really good doesnt mean hes still not an athlete

11/27/2009 3:18:51 PM

Quote :

"this should not just be a sports talk thread, stuff like this is general news and information "

11/27/2009 3:19:51 PM

He's more on the lines of a celebrity who gets paid to bore the fuck out of everyone watching. So again, general news worthy and not sports talk.

Quote :

"just because an athlete is really good doesnt mean hes still not an athlete"

WTF are you even trying to say?

[Edited on November 27, 2009 at 3:20 PM. Reason : .]

11/27/2009 3:20:16 PM

^^^What are you talking about man. Everyone knows he a fucking athlete. You want to put this in the garage bc a car was involved

[Edited on November 27, 2009 at 3:20 PM. Reason : .]

11/27/2009 3:20:18 PM

Shoulda been driving his Buick.

11/27/2009 3:20:38 PM

Quote :

"^^^What are you talking about man. Everyone knows he a fucking athlete. You want to put this in the garage bc a car was involved"

LOLZ

11/27/2009 3:21:16 PM

yeah, when I think of sports news/updates I go look in the same place that has "i farted today" and "post here when your post count is divisible by 40" threads

^ that doesnt even make sense


and you notice its the tools that never even post in ST that are agreeing with you...

[Edited on November 27, 2009 at 3:22 PM. Reason : d]

11/27/2009 3:21:29 PM

If I'm making a thread about how he won the US Open I'll be sure to put it in sports talk just for you, ok?

11/27/2009 3:23:10 PM

i think this should go in tech talk as there was clearly a technical issue with the air bags

11/27/2009 3:23:35 PM

Quote :

"^ that doesnt even make sense"

it makes as much sense as putting it in sports talk.

An athlete was involved in a CAR accident....hmm i'm so confused as to where to put this???

11/27/2009 3:24:18 PM

^^ exactly, and the neighbor's kid was doing homework at the time, so it should go into study hall too... or you could have a serious debate on if the pending charges will affect his image/endorsements so in the lounge... or you could just put it in the area that has the MOST to do with Tiger Woods, Sports Talk

[Edited on November 27, 2009 at 3:26 PM. Reason : d]

11/27/2009 3:25:49 PM

i feel like when something big happens in the news it is always posted in chit chat

if an actor gets injured or dies it gets posted here first - not entertainment

11/27/2009 3:25:57 PM

I think it should have been placed in Old School since he is 33.

11/27/2009 3:26:10 PM

Quote :

"^^ exactly, and the neighbor's kid was doing homework at the time, so it should go into study hall too... or you could have a serious debate on if the pending charges will affect his image/endorsements so in the lounge... or you could just put it in the area that has the MOST to do with Tiger Woods, Sports Talk"

i was making fun of you, chief. this is perfectly fine to put in chit chat or the lounge.

11/27/2009 3:26:53 PM

^^ add that one too!

^ no really?! I had no idea


All i know is if you all had one chance at a million dollars, and the question was "there is a thread about tiger woods, what section would you guess it would be in" you would say ST

[Edited on November 27, 2009 at 3:28 PM. Reason : d]

11/27/2009 3:27:43 PM

This should be in Old School, since Tiger is 33 years old, and thats older than I am

^^^fuck you beat me

[Edited on November 27, 2009 at 3:28 PM. Reason : .]

11/27/2009 3:28:16 PM

look noob, when there is breaking news it goes in the lounge or chit chat. if you want a long, pedantic thread about the ramifications feel free to make a second thread in sports talk.

11/27/2009 3:29:37 PM

"noob"

and there already is a thread in ST

11/27/2009 3:30:16 PM

LOOKS LIKE THIS PRO GOLFER SHOULDVE USED ANOTHER DRIVER LOL

11/27/2009 3:30:30 PM

registering in 2004 is a noob, this site was already shit by then

11/27/2009 3:31:37 PM

so you are an alias using bitch then?

11/27/2009 3:32:24 PM

changed names

11/27/2009 3:33:11 PM

Quote :

"The highway patrol says the crash is still under investigation, and charges are pending. However, the highway patrol said the crash was not alcohol-related. "

http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/10438782/Tiger-Woods-injured-in-morning-car-crash

My guess is that he hit the hydrant, freaked out and stepped on the gas, then hit a tree.

11/27/2009 3:33:28 PM