If you're gonna squat over the toilet to pee, at least have the common courtesy to raise the toilet seat.

So that you don't piss all over the seat.

11/28/2009 1:23:18 AM

11/28/2009 1:23:48 AM

i don't pee on the seat when i squat

11/28/2009 1:24:40 AM

Keep that shit in the women's room

11/28/2009 1:25:38 AM

Shut up woman, get on my horse!

11/28/2009 1:27:05 AM

lol wut

11/28/2009 1:27:10 AM

khcadwal - haha, your posts always crack a smile as I consider your weirdness

and hotness, but I'm not a stalker.

[Edited on November 28, 2009 at 1:28 AM. Reason : slow with just thumbs...]

11/28/2009 1:27:39 AM

11/28/2009 1:29:02 AM

I <3 kadwhackle

11/28/2009 1:32:28 AM

e-game ITT

11/28/2009 1:35:56 AM

SHUT THE FUCK UP......you don't know what it's like to not have a penis and have to be exposed to std's on a daily basis by using a public bathroom.

11/28/2009 1:37:40 AM

11/28/2009 1:38:54 AM

and don't even get me started on porta johns

its not like you MEN even pee i the designated "urinals" in those

cause that shit is always wet from top to bottom

11/28/2009 1:40:14 AM

Yeah, that is pretty gross. What annoys me most though is guys who piss on the seat of the shitter in the men's room. Pretty annoying.

11/28/2009 1:44:44 AM

what the fuck do you mean what the fuck is wrong with my mix

[Edited on November 28, 2009 at 1:46 AM. Reason : abort]

11/28/2009 1:44:49 AM

Porta Johns are usually found at the same kind of venues that sell a lot of beer. It's hard to aim, hold a beer, and smoke a cigarette at the same time. Sometimes you miss the hole.

11/28/2009 1:46:36 AM

^^ listen, i'm not a dumbass. i don't know how other people's vaginas work but when i pee it pretty much streams straight down. it would be hard to spray it all around seeing how it doesn't dangle around and sway to and fro like a penis.

and guys like to brag about peeing on things.

^ i know that. but i don't take my beer in there. or if i accidentally do, i leave it there haha

cause sometimes i'm too drunk to remember which beer that is set down on top of the toilet paper thing is mine

[Edited on November 28, 2009 at 1:48 AM. Reason : .]

11/28/2009 1:47:17 AM

i particularly like to arc mine

if it doesn't gain height before it falls, then i'm probably not pissing outside

11/28/2009 1:48:29 AM

Home of challenge pissing! If you can piss 6 ft. straight up in the air and not get wet you get no down payment!

11/28/2009 1:50:11 AM

see boys love to pee

i would rather not pee. actually i'd rather pee in the woods than the porta potties but sometimes there are creepy old men in the woods

11/28/2009 1:51:08 AM

11/28/2009 2:26:00 AM

its really the squatters that fuck it up for other women. ladies follow me through this for a second; if you all sit the seat should always be clean and dry. its squatting that makes women's bathrooms disgusting.

11/28/2009 11:45:10 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9YRt_QMZmA

11/28/2009 12:06:10 PM

Only time I squat is in a port-o-jon

and even in those cases I'd rather just pop a squat somewhere else instead of chance it in there.

11/28/2009 12:15:20 PM

Once this dude claimed he could arc it higher than anyone else..... so of course he had to prove it. he ended up pissing on his own face....

11/28/2009 12:21:26 PM

yeah sure.... "this dude"... that was you man

11/28/2009 12:23:03 PM

http://www.webmd.com/balance/features/what-can-you-catch-in-restrooms


basically webmd saying that you can't catch STDs from toilet seats.


I'm sort of embarrassed that i had to even go find proof that this wasn't true. lol

[Edited on November 28, 2009 at 12:45 PM. Reason : ]

11/28/2009 12:44:46 PM

Quote :

"yeah sure.... "this dude"... that was you man "

I only wish i had that kind of pressure

11/28/2009 1:03:57 PM

just start working your dude kegels - you'll be arc'n like a firefighter in a few weeks!

11/28/2009 1:55:55 PM

Quote :

"^^ listen, i'm not a dumbass. i don't know how other people's vaginas work but when i pee it pretty much streams straight down. it would be hard to spray it all around seeing how it doesn't dangle around and sway to and fro like a penis."

looks like our vaginas work the same way.

scissor?

[Edited on November 28, 2009 at 3:02 PM. Reason : meow]

11/28/2009 3:01:50 PM

<3 begonias

11/28/2009 4:24:39 PM