Okay so, I've got a ton of these lil bastards everywhere outside. Occasionally, they make their way in. This lil trespasser was larger than a quarter. What are these exactly and should I be worried, especially with my two dogs? I've had pest control come out 3 times now, and it only seems to hold them out and away for about 3 weeks at best before I start seeing them inside. With it getting colder outside, this is only going to get worse.

11/28/2009 6:49:03 AM

kill it with fire

11/28/2009 7:03:38 AM

it's a spider. kill it with fire

11/28/2009 7:09:31 AM

Looks like the formidable AIDS spider. I'd watch out if I were you.

11/28/2009 7:58:48 AM

I prefer drowning myself. Or see:

Quote :

"Sometimes, I enjoy holding in my piss to the very last moment. I let the urge build up as I try to defeat the mega-ultra-super boss known only as Bladder. Over the years, I've been able to master peeing. I love that sensation you get when you hold it for so long and then you give in, releasing the pressure and giving into the urge. It's like a mini orgasm. I guess you could say I'm a level 72 piss spraying mage, for you hardcore gamers out there. I sometimes will play with the toilet, seeing how much of the surface I can fill with bubbles. Other times, I see how hard I can piss. You guys know what I'm talking about. I try to make the deepest tone possible. The harder you pee, the more intense the sound is when the stream penetrates the water's surface. This is sometimes quite self rewarding as I loathe in pride whenever I do a "good job." Sometimes when I am microwaving something for <1 min, I see how fast I can "dump my cargo." I can usually run to the restroom, jettison a full bladder of fluid, and return all zipped up in less than 40 seconds. Yes, that's seconds. My accuracy is only to be outdone by Robin Hood himself and I'm good for about a 7 foot stream on a good day. I am a pissing God. Sometimes I'll throw in a toilet paper square or two and play battleship. Or if I find a spider around the house, I'll throw him in the toilet and see how long I can keep him under. When Poseidon is on vacation, I'm the guy he calls in to relieve him of duty. Haha. I said relieve... That is all. "

11/28/2009 7:59:25 AM

ewwwwwwwww if i had spiders that big around my place i'd fucking move

11/28/2009 8:04:01 AM

Working on it. Until now, I guess I'm just going to have to sign that damn pesticide waiver every month It's free service to me, just a pain to have to remind myself and go to the office once a month.

Oh wait, the reminder is easy, I just have to see one of these things crawling on my doorstep

[Edited on November 28, 2009 at 8:08 AM. Reason : .]

11/28/2009 8:08:10 AM

ugh that sucks.

i hate spiders - i mean, the little ones don't really bother me that much, but the ones that size make me

11/28/2009 8:09:55 AM

The worse ones are those that jump. I've encountered a few. Steve Irwin would have been proud of me capturing those "beauts"

11/28/2009 8:14:41 AM

oh i had jumping spiders in the house that i grew up in - one jumped on my mom's mouth once, it was kinda funny

i've had two in my apartment, but i'm not sure where they're coming from

11/28/2009 8:16:22 AM