I JUST BOUGHT THAT COLLAR FOR YOU YESTERDAY. YESTER-FUCKING-DAY. ARE YOU SERIOUS?! DO I NEED TO CHOKE YOU!? GODDAMN I HATE YOU. FUCKING-A!!! I COULD HAVE BOUGHT A DAMN MEAL FROM COOKOUT INSTEAD, BUT NO, OUT OF LOVE AND NECESSITY, I GOT YOU THIS AWESOME ASS PINK COLLAR YOU BITCH. OMG, I HATE YOU SOOOOO MUCH RIGHT NOW, YOU BITCH, FOR CHEWING UP YOUR GOD DAMN COLLAR YOU PIECE OF SHIT BITCH.

RAWR RAWR RAWR RAWR RAWR

11/29/2009 5:52:43 PM

whore

11/29/2009 5:53:00 PM

but a chain on that bitch's neck


[Edited on November 29, 2009 at 5:54 PM. Reason : ]

11/29/2009 5:53:45 PM

maybe if you had not bought a piece of shit collar it would have lasted longer.

I'm just sayin.

11/29/2009 5:54:24 PM

Lupine - Guaranteed Even If Chewed

11/29/2009 5:54:57 PM

I feel better now. *sigh*

^^ Let me check my bank account first... Ohhh, looks like I'm a rainy day fund away from a magnesium and krypton plated collar. Maybe I'll settle for aluminum instead.

[Edited on November 29, 2009 at 5:58 PM. Reason : .]

11/29/2009 5:55:45 PM

that'll teach you to collar your goat

11/29/2009 5:55:53 PM

11/29/2009 5:56:59 PM

^^ LOL. I said bitch, not nanny.

11/29/2009 5:58:52 PM

was it a dog or a cat that chewed it?

11/29/2009 6:01:00 PM

Dog , and actually, there's no way the bitch did it. It was Hiro for sure. But man code says I can't whoop his ass. I've already castrated the dude. He knows he did wrong, but lets be honest here, it's the bitch's fault for not defending her recently acquired bling. I know she can beat his ass, I see it happen all the time. He must have cornered her and started going NOM NOM NOM on her collar. I'll have to send this case to Judge Judy to see what my next move should be. I doubt my connections with the governor will help me at this present time, especially since he let Batman have the weekend off.

[Edited on November 29, 2009 at 6:04 PM. Reason : ./]

11/29/2009 6:01:18 PM

can relate

[Edited on November 29, 2009 at 6:04 PM. Reason : v ours did the same thing....very carefully]

11/29/2009 6:02:05 PM

I'm confused...was the collar on the dog? How did it chew through it?

11/29/2009 6:04:02 PM

I'm sorry, but it sounds like your dog needs to be put down at this point in the game

11/29/2009 6:04:21 PM

11/29/2009 6:05:28 PM

^^ You think so? I just clipped his nails though. I'll wait for them to grow long again, then I'll put him down. I'll give him a Mike Tyson Jab for good measures afterwards. Good call, thanks.

^

[Edited on November 29, 2009 at 6:06 PM. Reason : . ]

11/29/2009 6:05:53 PM

You have my condolences.

11/29/2009 6:07:31 PM

^^ you are fucking dumb!

11/29/2009 6:09:30 PM

SHUT YOUR FILTHY WHORE MOUTH.

GTFO

11/29/2009 6:20:16 PM

no

11/29/2009 6:44:59 PM

I can relate to your rage

This morning I woke up to a weird noise... Looked up, and it was my dog chewing on my fucking bed post. I just bought this damn bed during the summer so I was like

He saw my face and was immediately like "oh fuck "

RAAAAAGEEEEE

11/29/2009 6:48:07 PM

^ Thank you I hope it wasn't chewed up too badly...


Thank you Petsmart for being so understanding and replacing my "Defective" collar. I will continue shopping with you for now.

11/29/2009 6:55:21 PM

my dog chewed through her leash

and i just bought her a new squeaky news paper

she already tore it to shreds

NO MORE TOYS FOR YOU

only bones

12/22/2009 5:08:42 PM

I left my dog for a second and came back to find the collar in his mouth being chewed on. I WAS PISSEDO but it's a lupine sooooooooo I can get another one FREE

12/22/2009 5:14:48 PM

i had a mini daschund that would go bat shit over a squeaky toy. She would hold it down with all her might and jerk on it with her teeth, trying to get the squeaky out.

Needless to say, those toys never made it two days. If that.

12/22/2009 5:14:50 PM

well what had happened was

she had this squeaky yellow ball that she LOVED (for like a week) then her tooth got stuck in the air hole and so she ripped it apart and i felt bad so i was like, i'll get her a squeaky newspaper

that lasted...maybe 3 minutes

12/22/2009 5:17:38 PM

http://www.northeastrestraints.com/index.php?l=product_detail&p=31

12/22/2009 5:22:18 PM

Big Lots carries velcro strips in 12 foot rolls and key ring labels. I just put them on loose, they'll still rip off if necessary and are basically free to replace.

12/22/2009 5:55:48 PM