seriously where do they even FIND women so out of touch with reality

11/29/2009 10:08:36 PM

o lawd


i love this show
but o lawd, o lawd

11/29/2009 10:09:02 PM

I haven't heard of this show. Is it a new version of Bridezillas?

11/29/2009 10:09:48 PM

WTF $5 WEDDING DRESS FROM A YARD SALE 4 SIZES TOO SMALL

seriously?

^ no it's kind of like a wedding makeover show. he comes in and takes a complete disaster and turns it into FAB-U-LOUS

[Edited on November 29, 2009 at 10:10 PM. Reason : he's magical]

Bride: I was gonna put the white gravel on the dance floor to make it more BLINGY

David: Uhhhhh how are they supposed to dance if there is gravel on the dance floor?

Bride: I didn't think about it like that

[Edited on November 29, 2009 at 10:12 PM. Reason : she is retarded]

11/29/2009 10:09:59 PM

Oh that's kind of cool. Maybe he'll come do my wedding because I have no clue what I'm doing

^ ahahahaha okay I'm nowhere near THAT bad.

[Edited on November 29, 2009 at 10:15 PM. Reason : f]

11/29/2009 10:12:00 PM

channel? found it

this show is so awesome

where does he find these people?

Dress #1's boob ruffle is horrible

11/29/2009 10:14:10 PM

you can't have white bridesmaids dresses wtf

ps - I'm so glad my father threatened to beat the shit out of me if I ever got a tattoo. I think they look so trashy with wedding gowns.

[Edited on November 29, 2009 at 10:21 PM. Reason : but that's just my opinion]

11/29/2009 10:19:44 PM

I think certain people can pull them off, but most can't. This bride can't.



Then again I LOVE EXPLODING DOG so I think it's awesome.

HOLY SHIT 11 CARATS, I'd be afraid of losing it

11/29/2009 10:32:43 PM

i mean it depends on the tattoo. most of which are fucking stupid as hell because the brides are fucking stupid as hell.

wtf is the feather spider shit of doom on her head?

[Edited on November 29, 2009 at 10:35 PM. Reason : of course something that hideous is her favorite]

11/29/2009 10:34:21 PM

YOU MEAN YOU'RE CHANGING MY VENUE?

I DID NOT EXPECT THAT

OMG

and the rose petals/lace on the table cloth is kinda cheap looking, I do not approve

11/29/2009 10:43:25 PM

i agree

but I would LOVE to have 14,000 roses at my reception

only I like orange ones

11/29/2009 10:44:07 PM

yeah, that would smell amazing

I think the only straight men on this show are the grooms

if he didn't unzip the dress fast enough she was going to eat him

PASTEL SUNSET

11/29/2009 10:46:23 PM

Quote :

"14,000 roses at my reception"

that many be too many for me

11/29/2009 10:47:00 PM

blue feather spider hair pin of doom

11/29/2009 10:47:54 PM

Quote :

"you can't have white bridesmaids dresses wtf "

Why not? That's what was done in the 40s.

11/29/2009 10:49:24 PM

because the BRIDE wears white. if anyone else shows up wearing white to my wedding i will go bridezilla on their ass

11/29/2009 10:50:53 PM

lol but that's a recent thing. Back in the day all of the bridal party wore white. Back back in the day the reason was to confuse the shit out of demons that wanted to fuck up the bride on her wedding day.

11/29/2009 10:54:21 PM

yea well i'll take on the demons AND any bitch who wears white on my day

srsly

actually the odds of me getting married are like 1 in a million so i'll just stfu

11/29/2009 10:55:39 PM

aaaaaaaaaaahahahaha at frog/swamp theme. what the actual fuck?

7/11/2010 10:06:57 PM

i <3 this show!!!

7/11/2010 10:27:09 PM

Quote :

"seriously where do they even FIND women so out of touch with reality"

have you ever met any TWW girls?

7/11/2010 10:30:30 PM

i'm having white bridesmaid dresses!






[Edited on July 11, 2010 at 10:39 PM. Reason : i'm also letting them pick what dresses they want. from a store or boutique ]

7/11/2010 10:38:00 PM

weddings.

7/11/2010 10:40:14 PM

^theyre not that bad! do you not like going to them?

7/11/2010 10:40:59 PM

i like going to them just fine. i was the best man at the wedding for a buddy.

they make me sad because lots of people don't want me to have one. /end sad

7/11/2010 10:46:00 PM

^ahhhhhhhhhh

7/11/2010 10:47:16 PM

Quote :

"i'm having white bridesmaid dresses! [Edited on July 11, 2010 at 10:39 PM. Reason : i'm also letting them pick what dresses they want. from a store or boutique ]"

you will also have tattoos...BIG nonos to dropdeadkate

OH THE HUMANITY!



(btw...if I don't get a link to your wedding photos I will be a sad panda, haha)

7/11/2010 11:03:27 PM

tbf that's only because i think most tattoos are just stupid and trashy in general. (there are good ones, i just seem to be surrounded by tramp stamps and butterflies on a college campus)

and i did state that that was just my opinion. one which i highly doubt Joie gives a flying fuck about.

whatever makes the bride happy on her day

7/11/2010 11:34:00 PM

ahaha yeah i dont care


ive already gotten some weird looks about that decision.
i havent told my grandmother yet. im not sure what shell think.
and then we have the few people who think im doing it soley for the purpose for breaking tradition (which is NOT the case)

the thing is-the groomsmen are gonna colorful as all getout (since im letting them pick out what they want as well-within a certain style) AND i don't have colors at all.

i also debated on letting them pick out any cdolor they wanted as long as it went well together (we only have 2 "bridesmaids") and then i realized that it would probably need to look good with the "groomsmen" too :beatup". and thats where i decided that was too much work.

combine that with the fact that i have no issues with one of them outshining me and.......whites perfect

[Edited on July 12, 2010 at 9:58 AM. Reason : dfdsfs]

7/12/2010 9:57:53 AM

if you let them pick out what they really wanted to wear they'd all come wearing blue jeans except for one loser who'd be wearing khaki cargo shorts and sandals

7/12/2010 10:01:59 AM

^thats what i mean within a certain style.

i have a bunch of pictures to show them of stuff we're looking for.

luckily these guys are the type that if they have a suit they like, theyll prefer to wear the suit.....which is what we want.

7/12/2010 10:04:03 AM

have them all dress like this

7/12/2010 10:08:23 AM

^actually that suit would go well with everything else

i have a pic of it thats similar

7/12/2010 10:12:57 AM

Why did I find myself reading this thread???

7/12/2010 10:26:20 AM

it got derailed

back to the topic people!

7/12/2010 10:27:51 AM

^^
I just came to the bottom to inquire as to why there were so many posts here, and wonder if they were all women

ok it seems to be mostly women and Optimum...honor is saved


[Edited on July 12, 2010 at 10:37 AM. Reason : jf]

7/12/2010 10:36:10 AM