I've lately noticed a trend in the soccermom/minivan/suv set, it's these fucking stickers. The sight of them brings up the mental imagery of the shittastic driving (pulling out in front of you, merging on the interstate at 45, sitting in the left lane, changing lanes into you, etc etc).

http://www.familystickers.com/

11/30/2009 3:51:36 PM

Never mind the bad driving

It's a blanket retard warning.

11/30/2009 3:53:28 PM

agreed

chances are if they have those stickers then its a woman driving

woman drivers [/thread]

11/30/2009 3:54:46 PM

^^,^^^ I, too, have noticed these things.

[Edited on November 30, 2009 at 3:55 PM. Reason : .]

11/30/2009 3:55:00 PM

ITT is the God's honest truth!

11/30/2009 3:55:26 PM

Really, what is the appeal of these damn stickers? It's not like we couldn't figure out the drivers are soccermoms. Better yet, where is the father to lay down the "not on my car" verdict. Then again, he did get a minivan.

[Edited on November 30, 2009 at 3:56 PM. Reason : ]

11/30/2009 3:55:44 PM

ugh I hate when they have the whole extended family + pets across the back. Shit looks like a fence until you get up close

11/30/2009 3:56:39 PM

It's pretty well understood that if the man's driving his family around in a minivan his balls are somewhere in a drawer in his wife's dresser.

11/30/2009 3:57:13 PM

MAKES THE SINGLE PARENTS FEEL LIKE SHIT EH?

11/30/2009 3:57:35 PM

one of us should start stealing the little pet stickers and line them up on our fender, to show our kills

11/30/2009 4:00:23 PM

Its a phenomenon I like to call "Fucking above your means"


I wouldn't be bragging if I had 6 kids, 2 dogs and a cat and was driving around in a '98 Caravan

[Edited on November 30, 2009 at 4:01 PM. Reason : x]

11/30/2009 4:00:55 PM

^ hahaha, that hits close to home.

about three doors down.

family has 5 kids, 4 dogs, and a cat, and they drive a caravan.

no stickers though.

but still.

11/30/2009 4:44:14 PM

a minivan would be awesome

when i go camping, i'd have room for all of my gear, my friends and their gear, the dogs...oh, wait, that's not cool

11/30/2009 4:51:15 PM

I can't believe it's taken this long for TWW to start complaining about those stickers

If you guys went to Charleston Southern you'd be hating on these right now.



actually on second thought, if you went to Charleston Southern right now you'd probably be motorboating an attractive woman and drinking Wild Turkey out on a porch swing.

11/30/2009 4:52:29 PM

God you all are stupid.

Someday your wife will put those stickers on her car...and you won't say a damn thing.

But we get it. It's hard to be an Internet badass in real grown up life. Keep on hating. Drink that shit up if it makes you feel better about what you don't have.

11/30/2009 5:12:27 PM

^ Someone's got the stickers.

11/30/2009 5:13:09 PM

I'm guessing you have your extended family on your honda accord huh?

11/30/2009 5:13:28 PM

^^^...You could have simply made a shorter post that says "Hey, asshats, I have these stickers on MY minivan and I am NOT a bad driver!"

[Edited on November 30, 2009 at 5:13 PM. Reason : ^, ^^ GMTA]

11/30/2009 5:13:29 PM

Hahahahaahhah

again I say, you all are stupid

I don't have a wife/kids/stickers/whatever

but i can still recognize the stupidy of this thread

11/30/2009 5:16:13 PM

i eat stickers like these for BREAKFAST

11/30/2009 5:17:28 PM

Gayer still is this couple in the next building over

You know those "House Divided" flags for UNC/Duke, Ohio State/Michigan, etc. when two fans of rivals live in the same house

Well, apparently one of these dopes went to UNC, and the other one went to Ole Miss, and they have the House Divided flag of those schools

I have to imagine they got it custom made, because I can't think of a reason why any company would make that flag representing the blood fued between Oxford and Chapel Hill

11/30/2009 5:23:14 PM

http://www.housedividedflags.com/

but yeah it doesn't mak much sense if the schools aren't major rivals

11/30/2009 5:27:56 PM

Quote :

"Someday your wife will put those stickers on her car...and you won't say a damn thing. "

So, you've ruled out marrying someone who isn't a corny idiot.

11/30/2009 5:37:06 PM

ugay?

11/30/2009 5:38:00 PM

it'd be funny if they made a bunch where the dad had offed his family in various ways (their stick figure would give evidence of their mode of death) and the dad had a pistol held to his head with some spray shooting out the other side

11/30/2009 5:49:10 PM

I want to put a woman sticker surrounded by about 50 cat stickers on my car.

Also, HATE the flip-flop stickers. Yes, you go to the beach. BFD.

11/30/2009 5:55:01 PM

i think i am going to make a website called
http://www.disfunctionalfamilystickers.com/

11/30/2009 6:07:00 PM

me and Erik lived right by the beach and we were always like "you wanna go?" ... "nah, it's too hot"

11/30/2009 6:14:03 PM

LOL...we would...i should have gone to the beach more often though.....hmmmm..but it was hot!!!

11/30/2009 6:32:45 PM

Quote :

"I want to put a woman sticker surrounded by about 50 cat stickers on my car."

Yes, and make sure to include names on each one, names like "Dr.Kisses"

11/30/2009 6:35:01 PM

I was at the Bojangles in Apex a few years back and saw a 15 passenger mini-van with at least 10 of these things. As I was walking in, I wound up holding the door for the entire family. Including the pregnant mother.




Perhaps I'll get one with me and sacks of disposable income.

[Edited on November 30, 2009 at 6:38 PM. Reason : (of course, I'd have to have sacks of disposable income )]

11/30/2009 6:36:07 PM

LOL...i like that. That would totally make lawl.

11/30/2009 6:36:23 PM

Not one woman I've dated on the long, or very long term would have ever had a minivan. I really, really doubt they would have had these stickers, either--but kids in the oven do fucked up things to women, so who knows...

11/30/2009 10:37:15 PM

I'm gonna get one where i have like 5 wives

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

11/30/2009 10:54:14 PM

It just makes me wonder if a serial killer is like "Oh so I'll need to get through two dogs, one kid, mom, and finally dad!" Know what I mean?

11/30/2009 10:56:40 PM

This thread reminds me of hampstead

home of the shitty minivan driver

11/30/2009 10:57:25 PM

I really want some of the State ones so I can just have me and my kitty on the car.

Anyone know where to get those, (regardless of if you like them or not)?

11/30/2009 11:01:17 PM

Preemptive bogey count?

11/30/2009 11:04:55 PM

http://www.badfamilystickers.com/

11/30/2009 11:06:16 PM

How the fuck did those stickers become popular? It's like one day I was driving down the road and noticed them on 6/10 cars I drove past, just out of the blue.

11/30/2009 11:06:24 PM

Quote :

"me and Erik lived right by the beach and we were always like "you wanna go?" ... "nah, it's too hot""

wow, you're cool.

11/30/2009 11:09:56 PM

grand caravan with those god damned stickers strikes fear into me and I move a few lanes over when possible.

11/30/2009 11:26:28 PM

^^^^ that's hilarious! lol

11/30/2009 11:32:43 PM

^5 holy shit, those are $7.45/each?! What a ripoff!

11/30/2009 11:38:22 PM

Along the same lines, there's a study that correlates bumper stickers to more road rage.

http://www3.interscience.wiley.com/journal/120083259/abstract?CRETRY=1&SRETRY=0

Quote :

". Both number of territory markers (e.g., bumper stickers, decals) and attachment to the vehicle were significant predictors of aggressive driving. Mere presence of a territory marker predicts increased use of the vehicle to express anger and decreased use of adaptive/constructive expressions."

12/1/2009 12:13:16 AM

i saw a car recently that had two big jesus fish and three small jesus fish.

that's right, a family of jesus fish.

12/1/2009 12:32:24 AM

Quote :

"It's like one day I was driving down the road and noticed them on 6/10 cars I drove past, just out of the blue."

Yeah, it's the car sticker flavor of the month.

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I wouldn't say that the people that have the family sticker on their car are worse drivers than anyone else. It's just that there's a lot of people out there with the sticker on their vehicle (van) and it's something identifiable on that car that just cut you off. The next time someone with a stick family sticker is on their cell and going 50mph in the left lane you remember that time someone with the same sticker cut you off. Just a plain, silver Honda Accord? You don't really make an association.

[Edited on December 1, 2009 at 9:37 AM. Reason : -]

12/1/2009 9:35:08 AM

Quote :

"i think i am going to make a website called http://www.disfunctionalfamilystickers.com/"

Did you mean: dysfunctional

12/1/2009 9:41:22 AM

Woman are bad drivers.

12/1/2009 9:59:49 AM

i'm gonna get one of me and a goddamn penguin

12/1/2009 10:27:22 AM