"in our heart of hearts"

11/30/2009 5:51:22 PM

it are what it are.

11/30/2009 5:51:49 PM

"hind sight is always 20/20"

11/30/2009 5:53:20 PM

"we decided that jake delhomme was the best option for what we were trying to do"

11/30/2009 5:53:46 PM

you always find it in the last place you look

well no shit

11/30/2009 5:53:48 PM

[sayings and idioms]

"this is neither here nor there"

11/30/2009 5:54:42 PM

Not really a saying, but I'm sick of hearing "in these tough economic times"

11/30/2009 5:54:49 PM

* "exposed?!?!?!?!?!?!?????!!!!!!!!!one"

11/30/2009 5:54:57 PM

when a guy says he's "going to the restroom" when he's in a social situation with no women present

You take a shit, or you take a piss

11/30/2009 5:55:07 PM

"no means no!"

11/30/2009 5:59:21 PM

I saw this one as a comment on a friend's facebook...
"You never seem to amaze me"

I don't know the person who said it, but I called her out on it. Her reply:
"not sure who u are but its all how u would like to say it......"
dumbass

Others:
"taken for granite"
"I could care less"
"with all intensive purposes"

11/30/2009 6:20:29 PM

"It's a mute point"

11/30/2009 6:26:45 PM

I've never heard anyone say mute point, but I've heard tons of people talk about hating when people say mute point.

11/30/2009 6:27:37 PM

so now this thread has become

egregious language errors that people make

?

11/30/2009 6:28:36 PM

"rabble rabble rabble"

11/30/2009 6:29:25 PM

"have a blessed day"
"bless their little heart"
"that's neither here nor there" and "you know what I mean?" when they are said REPEATEDLY in a conversation

11/30/2009 6:29:35 PM

"Heaven-o!"

11/30/2009 6:30:05 PM

I <3 "bless their heart" and all other versions there of.

I can get away with saying ANYTHING about ANYONE.

11/30/2009 6:30:59 PM

"bless his heart" or "god bless him/her" are always followed by "but" and a bunch of gossip and slander about the person.

11/30/2009 6:32:59 PM

I've always heard it after the saying...

Like Jimmy has such a small penis it's basically a negative penis, bless his heart.

11/30/2009 6:33:42 PM

i see jesus in this iron/sandwich/woodstain/etc

11/30/2009 6:37:32 PM

Quote :

""you know what I mean?""

I used to have a friend whose phone calls would go:

2-3 min: asking me how I was
50+ min: bitching about how shitty the guy she was dating was


I learned the easiest thing to do was put her on mute, go about my business, and respond to the occasional "know what I mean" with some vague noise of understanding. I don't remember anything of those conversations.

11/30/2009 6:41:27 PM

you talked to a girl on the phone that you werent fucking for almost an hour? wtf

11/30/2009 7:17:54 PM

lately, for some reason, its been annoying me how people always end number ranges in the same digit
"its good for ages 5 to 85!" "you can feed 4 people, or 304 people!" I don't know why, it just bugs me.

11/30/2009 7:19:45 PM

straight guys with girl friends they dont date?
i thought that only happened in sitcoms

11/30/2009 7:21:46 PM

+1 for "these tough economic times"...its getting cliche.

also, "having said that"

11/30/2009 7:23:06 PM

this one son of a bitch used to always say "truth be known..." before giving his side of an argument like he was some great distributor or knowledge or some shit, would drive me crazy

11/30/2009 7:28:13 PM

"the fact of the matter is..."

11/30/2009 7:33:13 PM

"Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away"

the dumbest facebook/aim status ever

11/30/2009 7:46:16 PM

"wait till' basketball season"

11/30/2009 8:02:34 PM

it is what it is

11/30/2009 8:09:49 PM

I think the word "Hero" is a great deal more popular in the last eight years than it used to be. Not saying it's not deserved, but it was possibly over-used in the year 2000, and its only gotten worse.

"Brave/Fighting men and women"
thats just plain wrong most times. what you just gotta inject women into absolutely everything because there exists a chance you might overlook some broad shucking printer paper off the floor? grow a spine

11/30/2009 8:20:37 PM

it is what it is makes me cringe

11/30/2009 8:31:41 PM

i have too many to list

11/30/2009 8:37:39 PM

"These kids" whilst referring to people older than the fucking speaker

11/30/2009 8:40:42 PM

^that would actually be #1 on my list

11/30/2009 8:42:58 PM

"It's all about ... "

12/1/2009 9:16:04 AM

i, too, hate words

12/1/2009 9:19:02 AM

woe is me.
what do you know good?
god bless america
god bless you
bless you
bless him/her
bless his/her heart

12/1/2009 9:20:40 AM

"in the house"

12/1/2009 12:12:43 PM

THAT'S SO FUNNY!

12/1/2009 12:13:12 PM

if you don't like "bless their heart" you can go ahead and turn in your southerner card

12/1/2009 12:15:20 PM

"OHHH ME."

12/1/2009 12:16:42 PM

I hate it when people refer to someone as "one, xxxxx". Like if you are talking about a running back and you say something along the lines of, "The person who set that record is one, Emmitt Smith"

hate that shit

12/1/2009 12:17:25 PM

WOLFPACK IN THE HOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

ALL RIGHT FANS, ON YOUR FEET AND HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEAD!

^or they make the name plural... "the Troy Aikmans, the Brett Farves"

[Edited on December 1, 2009 at 12:18 PM. Reason : ,]

12/1/2009 12:18:01 PM

"A little birdie told me..." HATE THAT!!!

12/7/2009 12:19:23 PM

Quote :

"please to..."

as a request

12/7/2009 12:34:35 PM

Quote :

"when a guy says he's "going to the restroom" when he's in a social situation with no women present You take a shit, or you take a piss"

i dated a girl for a few months who would say she had to use the ladies room at my house even though there were 3 dudes living in it and the bathroom wasn't remotely close to anything a lady would want to associate herself with

12/7/2009 12:39:40 PM

"This is all in God's plan"

I hate hearing this when I'm going through a really tough time or when something tragic happens... my Grandma used to say it ALL THE TIME

12/7/2009 12:40:16 PM

Quote :

"if you don't like "bless their heart" you can go ahead and turn in your southerner card"

i don't like it but that's okay, i'm not a southerner

12/7/2009 12:42:05 PM