WIFE OR KID?
11/30/2009 10:47:56 PM
You can always make another kid with the wife
11/30/2009 10:52:34 PM
You can always make another wife with the kid
11/30/2009 10:53:30 PM
spouse
11/30/2009 10:53:41 PM
the important question: was she hot?
11/30/2009 10:54:05 PM
11/30/2009 10:54:46 PM
save them bothor die trying.
11/30/2009 10:54:53 PM
they're going to get a divorce
11/30/2009 10:55:06 PM
I, Robot did it
11/30/2009 10:55:30 PM
I could see that kind of situation absolutely wrecking a happy marriage.
11/30/2009 10:55:45 PM
hmm...Going through the loss of your child with your wifevs.Going through the loss of your wife with your childI'd rather go through the first.
11/30/2009 10:56:44 PM
I could see that kind of situation absolutely wrecking a happy mazda
11/30/2009 10:57:00 PM
I bet the kid mouthed off to the dad right before this happened
11/30/2009 10:57:05 PM
^^Dude I have a mazda
11/30/2009 10:57:32 PM
holy shit you are terrible people.
11/30/2009 10:58:23 PM
At least when your wife dies you have an excuse to go Lethal Weapon.
11/30/2009 10:58:32 PM
you cant bwn your kid?or can you
11/30/2009 10:59:19 PM
It was really just a choice between losing your wife or having a really late abortion
11/30/2009 10:59:30 PM
11/30/2009 11:00:30 PM
car drowningI could save wifey, child, or................MAYHORNtotally Mayhorn........damn American hero if I ever saw one
11/30/2009 11:02:44 PM
I once drove a rental car into the Hudson just to practice escaping.
11/30/2009 11:02:52 PM
11/30/2009 11:15:45 PM
The wife, obviously. You can always make more babies.
11/30/2009 11:17:05 PM
daughter or son?and how old is the daughter?I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.[Edited on November 30, 2009 at 11:18 PM. Reason : i mean wife might not be in the condition to bear another child]
11/30/2009 11:17:47 PM
GIRLFRIEND OR MILLER LITE?
11/30/2009 11:17:59 PM
HIGH LI-fuck GIRLFRIENDI'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.
11/30/2009 11:18:38 PM
11/30/2009 11:20:34 PM
go back in time and marry a woman who can swim.
11/30/2009 11:24:38 PM
go back in time and marry a woman who can swim drive.
11/30/2009 11:27:59 PM
go back in time and leave your kid at home so you still look like a badass
11/30/2009 11:28:45 PM
^^good luck finding one[Edited on November 30, 2009 at 11:29 PM. Reason : ^]
11/30/2009 11:28:56 PM
I set em up, ndmetcal knocks em down
11/30/2009 11:29:32 PM
it's always a team effort here on tdub
11/30/2009 11:30:18 PM
kill yourself
11/30/2009 11:30:47 PM
Micheal Phelps would not have to make that choice, for obvious reasons[Edited on November 30, 2009 at 11:35 PM. Reason : .]
11/30/2009 11:33:42 PM
11/30/2009 11:34:10 PM
cause he'd bee too stoned to get it up?
11/30/2009 11:34:30 PM
12/1/2009 7:55:42 AM
this thread is stupid, as is the article:
12/1/2009 8:12:19 AM
My miller lite.
12/1/2009 8:45:42 AM
What if one of the two to be saved was the president of the United States (one you liked and admired)? Ah, ethical dilemmas.
12/1/2009 9:21:08 AM
12/1/2009 9:44:14 AM
you're supposed to love your spouse more than your children
12/1/2009 9:52:39 AM
you fuckin morons obviously don't have kids
12/1/2009 9:54:11 AM
If the kid showed a lot of promise and I thought he had a chance at a bright future, I'd save himIf he looked like he was going to be end up as just some mediocre average dipshit, I'd save the wifeUnless the wife had gotten fat, then I would save the kid, and I'd have a good excuse as to why I didn't save the wife
12/1/2009 9:55:46 AM
12/1/2009 11:45:30 AM
OH NOES DA BIBLE!!!11!1111!111!!!!!!!!1
12/1/2009 12:54:39 PM
12/1/2009 12:57:21 PM
I'd like to think I'd value my child's life over mine and so would my husband
12/1/2009 12:59:53 PM
12/1/2009 12:59:59 PM