You'd wash it off, right?

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At this point I would now like to make a list of TWW women who are too good for me:
Nerdchick
begonias
miska
punchmonk
EMCE
thumper
khcadwal
sawahash
nicklepickle
Kiwi

Feel free to suggest addition to this list ITT.

12/7/2009 11:45:36 PM

You could have posted just the pic and I still would've laughed

12/7/2009 11:46:29 PM

this thread brings the lol's

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12/7/2009 11:46:38 PM

ICWYDT

12/7/2009 11:46:45 PM

god dammit i was so excited to come in here and make a joke about this

12/7/2009 11:47:01 PM

u mad?

12/7/2009 11:47:25 PM

SUDDENTLY

12/7/2009 11:47:33 PM

lol

I suggest jahkababy

12/7/2009 11:48:04 PM

any minute now, Rat Soup will regale us with some tale about his fearsome gonad mauling some wench.

12/7/2009 11:48:17 PM

i am too good for you as well

just sayin

12/7/2009 11:48:31 PM

lolwat?

12/7/2009 11:48:51 PM

okay, i can add my name now.

didn't want to be the first to add their own name

12/7/2009 11:49:11 PM

LOL @ EMCE

12/7/2009 11:49:41 PM

[Edited on December 8, 2009 at 12:02 AM. Reason : wow]

12/7/2009 11:49:49 PM

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

im in. Or hes in. Or...

i don't know

12/7/2009 11:49:57 PM

I'd fulfill my lifelong dream. Turn it all into $1 gold coins, buy a vault with a deep end and a diving board, and go swimming.

12/7/2009 11:50:24 PM

i was gonna make a joke but apparently the threadmaker was making the thread FOR THAT JOKE AND GG

12/7/2009 11:51:01 PM

Quote :

"any minute now, Rat Soup will regale us with some tale about his fearsome gonad mauling some wench."

12/7/2009 11:51:16 PM

^^ Make it anyway!

^ On the ball.

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12/7/2009 11:51:18 PM

12/7/2009 11:52:16 PM

^ I always found myself wondering is Scrooge McDuck ever accidentally swallowed coins like people do water when swimming... and then if he had to poop them out.





[Edited on December 7, 2009 at 11:54 PM. Reason : juss sayin]

12/7/2009 11:52:36 PM

hey....now I'm a not too good for you.

I mean I'm pretty much the chick that people settle for.

12/7/2009 11:53:19 PM

i would not wash it off, it's the tellers problem.

12/7/2009 11:54:23 PM

12/7/2009 11:54:48 PM

no i mean i saw the thread title, and the joke is basically the same thing came cum jizz semen sperm boberrybiscuiticing

12/7/2009 11:55:04 PM

what would i do if i suddently came into a bunch of money? let me tell ya


obviously i came into the money because i mauled a wench with my fearsome gonad. i mean that goes without saying. i mean i hope you guys aren't expecting much. i'd just let the money dry off and then go pay for something with the money and walk away laughing on the inside because the person at the register just touched my dried sperm. everyone else who touched the money would touch my dried sperm too. wonder how many kids i laid out on that money? doesn't matter. my seed is most likely flawed and doesn't belong anywhere but in a gutter flowing out to sea. speaking of flowing out to sea, my only desire is for my life to end, for my worthless husk to be deposited in the sea, and to be forgotten so that i may rest free of the agonies of physicality. i live only to anticipate the perfect black silence of death and the termination of my meaningless consciousness as i slip back into the comfortable nonexistence i enjoyed for billions of years.

goodnight t-dub

12/8/2009 12:00:40 AM

I finally see the innuendo. Ah ha ha. I do not think I'd wash it off, seeing as how it's probably the only (and most cost-effective) way to disseminate my DNA across the population.

12/8/2009 12:08:03 AM

yeah but girls would have to shove the money in they pussy

12/8/2009 5:20:26 PM

i accidentally swallowed a 1 euro coin while playing quarters

12/8/2009 5:55:35 PM

did it come out?

12/8/2009 6:00:20 PM

i musta missed somting

12/8/2009 6:03:26 PM

12/8/2009 7:08:05 PM

12/8/2009 7:13:41 PM

^^^^yep, looked pretty cool too from my stomach acid

12/8/2009 7:44:34 PM

^^ LOLOLOLOL

12/8/2009 7:45:39 PM

lolwhat?

12/10/2009 3:30:19 PM

Quote :

"SUDDENTLY"

the reason i clicked

12/10/2009 3:36:32 PM

^^^^,^^^^^

why the fuck did he go back to the scene?

he had it made till he did that

then monix and the shemale were after him

12/10/2009 3:40:34 PM

12/10/2009 3:43:07 PM

what's this malarkey? did you find my winning lottery ticket?????????

12/10/2009 3:44:44 PM

Whatever, Ricky. Everyone knows how you come into money all the time.

12/10/2009 3:46:31 PM

lol im on this list and im not sure why

12/11/2009 8:50:35 AM

Quote :

"why the fuck did he go back to the scene? he had it made till he did that then monix and the shemale were after him"

He might have been better off having gone back. The tracker was in the money and they probably would have found him either way. At least after he went back he knew they were going to come after him rather than it being a surprise attack.

12/11/2009 9:35:19 AM

Quote :

"Whatever, Ricky. Everyone knows how you come into money all the time."

ITT, money is a new euphemism for "vagina"

12/11/2009 9:36:37 AM

12/11/2009 9:39:30 AM

^ win

12/11/2009 9:40:10 AM

Quote :

" NEW YORK - A man was charged with withdrawing $2 million from an account after a bank confused him with a man who has the same name. ADVERTISEMENT Benjamin Lovell was arraigned Tuesday on grand larceny charges. The 48-year-old salesman said he tried to tell officials at Commerce Bank in December that he did not have a $5 million account. He says he was told it was his and he could withdraw the money. Prosecutors said the bank — which advertises itself as America's Most Convenient Bank — confused Lovell with a Benjamin Lovell who works for a property management company. The lesser-funded Lovell gave away some of the withdrawn money and blew some of it on gifts, but lost much of it on bad investments, prosecutors said. The district attorney's office did not immediately have information on his lawyer. Calls left with"

12/11/2009 9:50:38 AM

12/11/2009 9:55:27 AM

stll nots sure waht this is all abotu

12/13/2009 2:29:24 AM

I don't know either, pickle

12/13/2009 2:32:12 AM