the news is reporting that a blonde woman was taken from Tiger Woods' house by ambulance to a hospital and is on life support. OH LAWD

12/8/2009 6:34:26 AM

This mess is getting crazier than a shithouse rat!

12/8/2009 6:57:57 AM

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/08/rescue-call-to-tiger-woods-block-911-elin-nordegren/

seems that it was Tiger transported and his wife following in an Escalade similar to the one that crashed

12/8/2009 7:21:34 AM

lol. looks like mixed reports. Some say a blonde woman followed, others say a blonde woman was transported and another says that they refused transport.

12/8/2009 7:28:29 AM

I bet he tried to off himself.

12/8/2009 7:28:45 AM

it's completely retarded that anyone even knows this much info about EL TIGRE

12/8/2009 7:39:45 AM

So tiger beat up his wife's mom?

Or maybe tiger's wife beat up her own mom!

12/8/2009 8:04:45 AM

whatever eldritch god he sold his soul to to make ridiculous money in a retarded sport is calling in his debts

12/8/2009 8:10:39 AM

maybe his wife beat him up (which he totally deserves!)?

12/8/2009 8:12:58 AM

in the long run, i don't really care

12/8/2009 8:16:34 AM

Or Tiger's mother-in-law is under a lot of stress that resulted in health problems, or she's just old and the timing is just a coincidence.

Right now I'm siding with Tiger from the year 2018 comes back to help Tiger in the past because he hasn't won enough Masters tournaments to pay alimony. He tried to give Tiger from the past a sports almanac but his mother-in-law got greedy and tried to grab it for herself. A gun went of in the ensuing struggle between future Tiger and his past mother-in-law. Future Tiger escaped back through his time portal but past Tiger was stuck with the smoking gun. Past Tiger then called a cab because of his previous failure at making a clean getaway. If anything past Tiger could say that the cab was rare but he thought man forget it yo homes to Bel-Air.

12/8/2009 8:17:49 AM

[Edited on December 8, 2009 at 8:20 AM. Reason : i'm a bad person ]

12/8/2009 8:19:31 AM

bandwidth exceeded

12/8/2009 8:37:46 AM

12/8/2009 8:51:40 AM

cant a man just live

12/8/2009 8:53:01 AM

I love this story. So much.

12/8/2009 8:55:30 AM

it was

12/8/2009 9:01:52 AM

He's the best golfer in the world, but some holes shouldn't be aced.

[Edited on December 8, 2009 at 10:05 AM. Reason : -]

12/8/2009 10:05:27 AM

(no homo)

12/8/2009 10:20:58 AM

Lights ouuuuut, Lights ouuuuuut

12/8/2009 10:22:37 AM

^ i'm already extremely tired of this

12/8/2009 11:03:24 AM

^I'm extremely tired of your face.

12/8/2009 11:06:43 AM

Quote :

" Tiger Woods Mother-In-Law's 911 Posted Dec 8th 2009 11:10AM by TMZ Staff Tiger Woods' mother-in-law is the woman who was taken to the hospital after the 911 call. Officials from Health Central Hospital confirm Barbro Holmberg, Elin Nordegren's mom, was rushed to the hospital from Tiger Woods' home early this morning after complaining of stomach pains. She is still in the hospital and listed in stable condition. Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0Z79mru0o "

12/8/2009 11:13:57 AM

its a middle aged woman, she prolly had a hot flash or something,
nothing to see here

12/8/2009 11:25:20 AM

that escalade wasn't even his!

Tiger Woods' Escalade owned by GM, will be fixed and eventually sold

Quote :

"The world's most infamous 2009 Cadillac Escalade, the one Tiger Woods drove into a hydrant and then a tree early in the morning of November 27, is heading to the body shop for repairs. Interestingly enough, the Escalade isn't owned by Tiger Woods – it's part of GM's promotional fleet. After the golfer's deal with Buick ended last year, Tiger made a deal with the automaker to keep a few cars for his personal use. His choices included a Buick Enclave and Cadillac Escalade... the black SUV that is now sporting a mangled front end and missing a couple rear windows. As it's a promotional/marketing vehicle, the SUV goes back to GM for the automaker to decide its fate. Depending on the severity of the repairs, it may head back into the loaner fleet... or it may be replaced by a new vehicle. If it is replaced, the now-repaired Escalade will be pulled from rotation and sent to auction where it goes to the highest bidder. Of course, we can only imagine what the Cadillac would bring on eBay in its current shattered state."

12/9/2009 5:13:16 PM

yawn

12/9/2009 5:17:01 PM

i have been yawning too since this saga started... but i saw that on one of the car sites i visit

12/9/2009 5:28:26 PM

http://www.cars_i_can_never_afford_because_im_a_teacher.net

12/9/2009 5:29:38 PM

the website doesn't exist










































http://www.manners_i_didnt_learn_because_i_am_?????.con


[Edited on December 9, 2009 at 5:36 PM. Reason : p.s. the cars i ogle at, you can't afford them either, so sit your ass down ]

12/9/2009 5:34:03 PM

you can't be that stupid. you just can't me...

12/9/2009 5:58:42 PM

i would rather be stupid than be anything like your disgusting self

12/9/2009 6:02:47 PM

12/9/2009 6:27:39 PM