Also, I could really go for a back massage and an awesome blowjob

12/8/2009 10:57:28 AM

do not lie

12/8/2009 10:57:48 AM

have some coffee.....


i can't help with the other two

12/8/2009 10:58:59 AM

take a nap my friend.

12/8/2009 10:59:57 AM

I gotta work.

12/8/2009 11:03:03 AM

Put a note on the outside of your door that reads as follows:

"Conference call until 1pm....disturb under penalty of death."

Proceed to take a nap. Always works for me.

12/8/2009 11:06:11 AM

Nah, not sleepy. Just tired.

Thank you for your concern though.

12/8/2009 11:10:00 AM

Great... now there's an eyelash in my eye

12/8/2009 11:49:09 AM