grab your girlfriend. hold her close and tight in your well toned arms. run a finger through her silky smooth hair and stare fixated into her eyes, deep and exotic. lean in close, lips quivering close to the touch. she will tremble delicately against your body like a lost dog, huddled in tight for warmth. she'll closes her eyes, expecting your lips to touch, but they do not. she opens her eyes and stares inquisitively. neither of you have ever felt this close, so in love. your vocal chords move and a deep bellow emanates from your chiseled jaw, "im gay"

12/8/2009 9:39:46 PM

yo holmes

12/8/2009 9:40:32 PM

hahaha

12/8/2009 9:40:44 PM

i'm sorry - but i feel like the guy that i picture in my head from that description doesnt match a single guy on tww




maybe EMCE or djeternal...... just maybe

12/8/2009 9:41:45 PM

Quote :

"guys on TWW with girlfriends "

Does not compute.

12/8/2009 9:42:22 PM

^^ have you not seen my pictures, you idiot?

^ nice try, buddy

[Edited on December 8, 2009 at 9:43 PM. Reason : .]

12/8/2009 9:42:38 PM

She's heard me say a lot worse at a lot more intimate moments.

12/8/2009 9:45:00 PM

you don't go about getting compliments by calling people idiots

12/8/2009 9:45:29 PM

im gay












oh, wait

12/8/2009 9:46:17 PM

fail

[Edited on December 8, 2009 at 9:46 PM. Reason : .]

12/8/2009 9:46:17 PM

Quote :

"you don't go about getting compliments by calling people idiots "

but you are unaware of my good looks

12/8/2009 9:48:18 PM

Pretty sure my bf has done this one a couple of times, in addition to saying things like, "I've got teh AIDS" and "I just farted."

12/8/2009 9:48:55 PM

one time this chick was like "before we do anything, you have to do one thing for me....."

i was like wtf

and then she said "whats my name"

and i lol'd

true story

12/8/2009 9:49:10 PM

it wasn't funny. you should feel bad.

12/8/2009 9:50:44 PM

Quote :

"but you are unaware of my good looks"

prove it

12/8/2009 9:51:20 PM

^^^ lol not

^ i don't have to prove anything to you!

[Edited on December 8, 2009 at 9:51 PM. Reason : .]

12/8/2009 9:51:27 PM

^^^sorry, i don't

12/8/2009 9:51:52 PM

^^ then you don't get to call me stupid

12/8/2009 9:52:21 PM

^^ try harder. you'll get it with practice.

12/8/2009 9:53:07 PM

^^^^look at all these carrots

12/8/2009 9:53:47 PM

Quote :

"^^ then you don't get to call me stupid "

but i called you an idiot

12/8/2009 9:54:17 PM

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck

12/8/2009 9:54:36 PM

^^^^^^^^^you're an idiot

12/8/2009 9:54:38 PM

go on.

12/8/2009 9:54:47 PM

Quote :

"A DEEP BELLOW"

[Edited on December 8, 2009 at 9:55 PM. Reason : ^^ so's your mother.]

12/8/2009 9:54:47 PM

beat me within an inch of my life

12/8/2009 9:55:45 PM

^^haha, did you actually count all the ^'s, you're are definately the idiot

12/8/2009 9:58:34 PM

you're thinking about this too hard, chester.

12/8/2009 9:59:07 PM

lafta

12/8/2009 10:00:11 PM

I'm pretty sure I just got called gay

You know your day on TWW was a bad one when you find yourself sitting in the corner crying

12/8/2009 10:50:18 PM

thread of the day

thread of the day

this has been nominated as

thread of the day

12/8/2009 11:12:48 PM

Rat Soup's teeth of doom = turn off

12/8/2009 11:13:47 PM