the gift that keeps on giving!

12/10/2009 2:26:58 PM

the land that time forgot

12/10/2009 2:28:10 PM

12/10/2009 2:28:58 PM

I'm not going to lie. I came in here looking for a picture of Mel Gibsons cock

12/10/2009 2:29:42 PM

At least you're honest. I tip my hat to you, sir

12/10/2009 2:30:28 PM

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kids
My dick rush like the chargers (the whole team)
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick locked in a cage (right)
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick so hot its stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a caesar doo,
Your dick needs a tweezer dude

My dick is like supersize
Your dick look like two fries
My dick more mass than the Earth
Your dick half staff (it needs work)

My dick been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick, V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

12/10/2009 2:30:35 PM

^exactly what I was thinking

12/10/2009 8:03:15 PM

It's such a funky beat.

12/10/2009 8:08:53 PM

scene from harold and kumar: http://www.thackray.net/craig/thoughts/Entries/2008/7/28_My_Dick.html

12/10/2009 8:12:56 PM

I tried to pen a song called "My Bulge" around the same time that "My Humps" came out.

Sadly, "divulge" and "indulge" are the only words that rhyme with "bulge" so I didn't get very far.

12/10/2009 8:19:11 PM

You could have at least been a man and posted it, you bastard.

12/10/2009 8:21:56 PM

Those words could combine to make an epic tame for a chubby chasers club

12/10/2009 8:30:39 PM

haaay, baby

12/11/2009 9:42:59 AM